YEAH, I THINK SO.
OH, MAN.WHAT ?
I AM SO HIGHRIGHT NOW.
I HAVE NO IDEAWHAT'S GOING ON.
WELCOME HOME,SMART TOWEL RG-400.
UH, HI, IS THIS WHEREOUR OKAMA GAMESPHERE IS ?
WE'RE MISSING OUTON SOME QUALITYVIDEO GAME TIME RIGHT NOW.
THANK YOU FOR BRINGING HIMTO US, BOYS.
YOU SEE, THIS IS NOTAN ORDINARY TOWEL.
HE IS THE RG-400SMART TOWEL,
DESIGNED WITH A COMPUTER CHIPINSIDE THE TERRY CLOTH.
WE DON'T CARE.
YOU SEE,HERE AT TYNACORP,
OUR GOAL WAS TO MAKETHE PERFECT TOWEL,
A TOWEL THAT WOULD SENSE HOWWET OR DRY THE USER'S SKIN WAS
AND FLUFF ITSELFACCORDINGLY.
DUDE,WE DON'T CARE.
TOWELIE WAS OURGREATEST SUCCESS,
SMART ENOUGH TO BEATTHE AVERAGE HUMAN AT CHESS
AND ABSORBENT ENOUGH TO SOAK UPEVEN THE TOUGHEST SPILLS.
BUT THEN ONE DAY,TOWELIE GOT HIGH
AND JUST SORT OFWANDERED OFF.
ALL WE WANT TO KNOW ISWHO HAS OUR OKAMA GAMESPHERE ?
AH YES,YOUR VIDEO GAME.
I'M AFRAID THAT WHAT WE ALLEXPERIENCED WAS A TRAP.
THEY CALLED YOU ANDSAID TO BRING THE TOWEL,
AND THEN THEY CALLED US AND SAIDTHEY WERE BRINGING TOWELIE BACK.
THEIR PLAN WAS TO WIPE USALL OUT WITH ONE FELL SWOOP.
WHO'S "THEY" ?
WHY, THE MILITARY.
YOU SEE, AFTER TOWELIE GOT HIGHAND WANDERED OFF FROM HERE,
THE MILITARYGOT A HOLD OF HIM.
THEY WANTED TO TURN TOWELIE INTOA WEAPON OF MASS DESTRUCTION.
DON'T CARE,DON'T CARE,DON'T CARE.
TOWELIE WAS ATTHEIR BASE FOR MONTHS
AS THEY TRIED TO COPYHIS T.N.A.
BUT THEN, ONE DAY,TOWELIE GOT HIGH
AND JUST SORT OFWANDERED OFF, AGAIN.
GOD DAMN IT.CAN WE PLEASE !
JUST GET BACK TO PLAYINGOUR VIDEO GAME, PLEASE ?!
I'M AFRAID NOT,
BECAUSE YOUR OKAMA GAMESPHEREIS AT THEIR BASE.
CAN YOU TELL US WHERETHAT IS, PLEASE ?
YOU MEAN TO GORIGHT INTO THEIR BASE ?
THE ENTRY CODE SHOULD STILL BEIN TOWLIE'S MEMORY BANKS.
YOU COULD SNEAK HIM IN THEREAND RECOVER HIS T.N.A.
GREAT PLAN !
The scientist at Tynacorp tells the boys Towelie's history, and where their Okama Gamesphere is.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.x CLOSE
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.x CLOSE
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.x CLOSE
Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.x CLOSE
The boys play video games all weekend.x CLOSE
The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.x CLOSE
The boys find Towelie by talking about water.x CLOSE
The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.x CLOSE
A Towelie merchandise commercial.x CLOSE