( man with Japanese accent )Okama Gamesphere !
Thirst for Blood !
OH YEAH, "THIRSTFOR BLOOD", BRING IT.
OH, THIS IS SO COOL.
BRING IT, BRING IT !
Fight, go !
GOOD NIGHT, BOYS,DON'T STAY UP TOO LATE.
GOOD NIGHT, MOM,THANKS FOR GAMESPHERE.
YEAH, BUT YOU STILL"SHOULDN'T HAVE DONETHAT, HE'S JUST A BOY."
WHAT ?NOTHING, COME ON, RANDY.
YEAH, MOM,I CAN'T GO TO THE LAKE.
NO, STAN'S HAVINGEMOTIONAL PROBLEMS
AND WE NEED TO HELPSEE HIM THROUGH IT,HE'S GOT-- WHAT IS IT ?
"DATE RAPE" SOMETHING.
YEAH, OKAY,I WILL.
OKAY, THANKS, MOM.
I DON'T HAVE TOGO OUTSIDE !
SHE SAID IT'S FINE,
BUT THAT I STILL HAVE TO GO TOBASEBALL PRACTICE TONIGHT.
OH YEAH, WE'VE GOTBASEBALL PRACTICE TODAY.
GOD DAMN IT !
WE SHOULDN'T HAVE THISMANY RESPONSIBILITIES,WE'RE CHILDREN.
IT'S ALL RIGHT, WE CAN STILLPLAY FOR SIX MORE HOURS.
AND THEN WE'LL GOPLAY BASEBALL.
DON'T FORGET TOBRING A TOWEL.
WHEN YOU'RE PLAYING SPORTS THESWEAT CAN GET IN YOUR FACE.
THAT'S WHY TOWELIE SAYS,
"ALWAYS KEEP AN EXTRA TOWELIN YOUR DUFFEL BAG."
OKAY, WE WILL.
ALL RIGHT !
YOU WANNAGET HIGH ?
NO, WE DON'TWANNA GET HIGH.
YOU SURE ?
YES, GO AWAY,YOU STUPID TOWEL !
OH, DUDE,DID YOU SEE THAT ?
I CUT OFF YOUR FACEAND ATE IT.
THAT'S SO COOL !
OKAY, BOYS, THAT'S IT,YOU HAVE TO GO NOW.
NO, NO,IT'S OKAY, MOM.
WE CAN'T GO TO BASEBALLPRACTICE BECAUSEKYLE HAS CANCER.
NO, STANLEY,IT'S MONDAY MORNING,
YOU HAVE TOGO TO SCHOOL.
IT'S MONDAY ?
OH, UM,I'M SICK.ME TOO.
NO, YOU'RE NOT SICK,NOW GET TO SCHOOL.
ALL OF YOU.
BUT MOM !GO !
( all )AHH !
The boys play video games all weekend.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The military catches the boys, then plans to send them back to infiltrate Tynacorp.x CLOSE
The boys are so completely absorbed in playing Okama Gamesphere that they don't notice the shootout behind them.x CLOSE
The boys learn that getting Towelie high does not help his memory.x CLOSE
Cartman finds a tampon in the bathroom trash.x CLOSE
Towelie gives the boys some advice outside the toy store.x CLOSE
The boys play video games all weekend.x CLOSE
The military takes the Okama Gamesphere as ransom for Towelie.x CLOSE
The boys find Towelie by talking about water.x CLOSE
The boys try to exchange Towelie for their Okama Gamesphere.x CLOSE
A Towelie merchandise commercial.x CLOSE