CAN I HELP YOU BOYS ?
YEAH, WE NEEDCONDOMS.
HOW OLDARE YOU BOYS ?
WHY DOES THAT MATTER ?
I'LL BE NINENEXT WEEK.
SORRY, KIDS, I'M NOTSELLING YOU CONDOMS.
WHY NOT, YOU WANT USTO GET AIDS ?
I JUST DON'T THINK THATKIDS YOUR AGE SHOULD BE--
MARK, WE HAVE TO BE WILLINGTO SUPPLY CONDOMS
TO ANYONE WHOREQUESTS THEM.
BUT, THEY'RE CHILDREN !
WOULD YOU RATHER THEMDO IT UNPROTECTED ?
YEAH, YOU WANT USUNPROTECTED, ASSHOLE ?
I JUST THINK THAT ALL THISSEX ED AND CONDOM TALK
IN ELEMENTARY SCHOOLIS WRONG.
KIDS ARE GOING TODO WHAT THEY DO,
AND IT'S UP TO US TO MAKESURE THEY'RE PROTECTED.
I'M GLAD THISLADY'S ON OUR SIDE.
I DON'T THINK WE HAVE ANYTHAT WILL EVEN FIT THEM.
SURE, WE DO,
WE JUST GOT IN THE NEW GLADIATORS FOR KIDS.
THEY'RE SPECIALLY DESIGNEDFOR CAN KIDS UNDER 10,
AND THEY'RE ONLY 5.95FOR A BOX OF 50.
CAN'T WE JUST USE THESAME ONE EVERY DAY ?
NO, YOU HAVE TOCHANGE IT.
OH, JEEZ, WE'RE GONNA HAVE TOBUY TONS OF THESE THINGS.
Gladiators for Kids
The boys go to a pharmacy to buy condoms.
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik talk about sex.x CLOSE
Everything is resolved in time for Cartman to manually stimulate another dog to orgasm.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey and Ms. Choksondik have sex.x CLOSE
Cartman manually stimulates a dog to orgasm.x CLOSE
Stan manually stimulates a dog nearly to orgasmx CLOSE
Stan's parents realize Stan has no idea what an orgasm is.x CLOSE
The parents of South Park demand sex education for their kids.x CLOSE
Mr. Mackey can't remember how sex works because it's been too long.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik terrifies the girls during their first sexual education class.x CLOSE
The girls are scared of the boys because of sexual education class.x CLOSE