KYLE IS NOT GOING TOMAKE IT, STANLEY.
OH, GERALD !
DOCTOR, CAN WE WHEEL KYLEOUT OF HERE ON HIS BED
WITH THE MACHINES ATTACHED ?
WELL, I SUPPOSED ITCOULD BE RIGGED, BUT I...
THEN DAMN IT, MAN, DO IT !
IT ISN'T FAIR !
YOU GODDAMN ASSHOLES,IT ISN'T FAIR !
LOOK KYLE, LOOK.
YOU JUST BUILD ME UP TOKNOCK ME DOWN, DIDN'T YOU ?!
WHAT ABOUT MY DREAMS ?
WHAT ABOUT MY MONEY ?
I'M SO PISSED OFF !!
MOVE ALONG, SIR.
YOU ARE VANDALIZINGPRIVATE PROPERTY.
HEY, YOU USED TOWORK FOR ME !
GODDAMMIT,YOU SON OF A BITCH !
HE'S COMING BACK.
THAT'S IT BABY,THAT'S IT.
OH GODDAMNIT,THIS SUCKS !
WAIT A MINUTE, YES,
THE HEMORRHOID ISGOING INTO REMISSION.
ARRRRRR RRR !
LOOK KYLE, CARTMANIS TOTALLY MISERABLE,
EVEN MORE MISERABLETHAN HE WAS BEFORE
BECAUSE HE'S HAD HIS DREAMAND LOST IT.
IT'S NOT FAIR !
IT'S NOT FAIR,I WANNA DIE !
I WANNA DIE !
YOU ARE UP THERE.
There is a God
Kyle recovers after he learns Cartman is broke, and broken.
Cartman heads off to spend his million dollars.x CLOSE
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.x CLOSE
The Book of Job doesn't change Kyle's mind about Godx CLOSE
Cartman attends his grandmother's funeral.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.x CLOSE
Kenny tells Stan and Kyle about Cartman's big windfall.x CLOSE
Cartman buys a failing theme park.x CLOSE
Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys alone time in his theme park.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.x CLOSE