WHO TRIES TO GET IN HERE.
IF YOU SEE ANYBODYON MY PROPERTY,
ESPECIALLY STAN AND KYLE,YOU ARE TO SHOOT ON SIGHT.
SO, WHAT DOESTHIS JOB PAY ?
ALL RIGHT, NOW THIS ISVERY HARD FOR ME TO DO,YOU UNDERSTAND.
BUT IN RETURN FOR YOUWORKING SECURITY
I'LL LET YOU RIDETWO RIDES A DAY.
BUT ONLY TWO RIDES ANDONLY IF I'M NOT ON THEM.
UH, I'M AFRAID I DON'TREALLY LIKE RIDES.
BUT, YOU CAN RIDEANYTHING YOU WANT.
AND YOU DON'T HAVE TOWAIT IN LINE.
I'M NOT INTERESTED.
DUDE, ARE YOU FROMMARS OR SOMETHING ?
ANY RIDE YOU WANT,NO LINES.
IF YOU NEED SECURITY,I NEED A CASH SALARY.
BUT I DON'THAVE ANY CASH,
I SPENT EVERYTHINGON THIS PARK.
WELL, LOOK,WHY DON'T YOU JUST LET
A COUPLE OF PEOPLEIN EACH DAY.
EVERY DAY YOU CAN JUSTLET TWO PEOPLE IN,
CHARGE 29.95 FOR TICKETS,
AND THEN YOU CAN USE THATTO PAY MY DAILY SALARY.
UH, TWO PEOPLE !
THIS PLACE IS HUGE,YOU'LL NEVER NOTICE TWO PEOPLE.
AND THEN YOU'LL HAVESECURITY FOR YOUR PARK.
WELL, ALL RIGHT,GOD DAMN IT.
I'LL OPEN THE PARK TOTWO PEOPLE EACH DAY.
BUT REMEMBER, ANYBODY ELSE YOUSEE TRESPASSING IN THE PARK--
I WILL SHOOT ON SIGHT.
SWEET.
Cartmanland Security
Cartmanland s05e06
Cartman is forced to let two people into the park every day so he can pay a security guard.

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