OH, HEY, DUDE,
"TERRANCE & PHILLIP"IS JUST ABOUT TO START.
WHAT'S THAT ?IT'S MY SEAT RING.
I HAVE TO SIT ON ITBECAUSE OF MY HEMORRHOID, OW.
SO, HOW ARE THINGS GOINGAT CARTMAN'S THEME PARK ?
DUDE,JUST FORGET ABOUT IT,
WE CAN'T LET HIMGET TO US OR HE WINS.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
Hey, everybody check outthe all-new Cartmanland !
It's our grand opening !
Cartmanland has over100 fabulous rides,
six roller coasters,and tons of great surprises.
And the best part is,you can't come !
That's right,because at Cartmanland
only I, Eric Cartman,can get in.
That means only I can ride theall-new Tornado Twister.
A roller coaster that splashesinto water-- wow !
It's the greatest amusement parkin the Colorado area.
And nobody can go.Especially Stan and Kyle !
Ha, ha, ha !
So come on down toCartmanland now,
but don't plan on gettingpast the parking lot,
♪ So much to do at Cartmanlandbut you can't come ♪
Especially you,Stan and Kyle.
THAT DOES IT !COME ON, DUDE.
WHERE WE GOING ?
WE'RE GETTING INTOTHAT FAT-ASS'S PARK
WHETHER HE LIKES ITOR NOT.
Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.
Cartman heads off to spend his million dollars.x CLOSE
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.x CLOSE
The Book of Job doesn't change Kyle's mind about Godx CLOSE
Cartman attends his grandmother's funeral.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.x CLOSE
Kenny tells Stan and Kyle about Cartman's big windfall.x CLOSE
Cartman buys a failing theme park.x CLOSE
Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys alone time in his theme park.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.x CLOSE