OH, HEY, DUDE,
"TERRANCE & PHILLIP"IS JUST ABOUT TO START.
WHAT'S THAT ?IT'S MY SEAT RING.
I HAVE TO SIT ON ITBECAUSE OF MY HEMORRHOID, OW.
SO, HOW ARE THINGS GOINGAT CARTMAN'S THEME PARK ?
DUDE,JUST FORGET ABOUT IT,
WE CAN'T LET HIMGET TO US OR HE WINS.
I GUESS YOU'RE RIGHT.
Hey, everybody check outthe all-new Cartmanland !
It's our grand opening !
Cartmanland has over100 fabulous rides,
six roller coasters,and tons of great surprises.
And the best part is,you can't come !
That's right,because at Cartmanland
only I, Eric Cartman,can get in.
That means only I can ride theall-new Tornado Twister.
A roller coaster that splashesinto water-- wow !
It's the greatest amusement parkin the Colorado area.
And nobody can go.Especially Stan and Kyle !
Ha, ha, ha !
So come on down toCartmanland now,
but don't plan on gettingpast the parking lot,
♪ So much to do at Cartmanlandbut you can't come ♪
Especially you,Stan and Kyle.
THAT DOES IT !COME ON, DUDE.
WHERE WE GOING ?
WE'RE GETTING INTOTHAT FAT-ASS'S PARK
WHETHER HE LIKES ITOR NOT.
Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.