"WORTH AN ESTIMATED $14.12
TO BE DIVIDED AMONGSTMY LOVING FAMILY."
MOM, I WANNA GO HOME !
IN A MINUTE, SWEETIE,THIS IS IMPORTANT.
"MY LOVING SON, STINKY, I LEAVEYOU THE HOUSE IN NEBRASKA.
LOOK AFTER IT AS YOURFATHER AND I DID."
BLAH, BLAH,BLAH, BLAH, BLAH.
"TO MY GRANDSON, ERIC,
"YOU WERE ALWAYS MY FAVORITE,FAT LITTLE MAN,
MY PERFECT ROUND LITTLEPUDDING PILER."
OH GOD, YOU HAVE TOEMBARRASS ME,
EVEN IN DEATH, GRANDMA.
"FOR YOU, ERIC, I LEAVE,FROM MY LIFE'S SAVINGS,
"THE SUM OFONE MILLION DOLLARS
TO BE TRANSFERREDTO YOU IMMEDIATELY."
A MILLION DOLLARS ?
"ERIC IS THE PRIMARYBENEFACTOR OF MY ESTATE
"SINCE IT IS LIKELYTHE REST OF YOU
WOULD SPEND THE MONEYON CRACK."
THAT CAN'T BE !
DOES THIS MEAN I HAVEONE MILLION DOLLARS ?
YES, ERIC, IT'S YOURS.
NO WAY, YOU DON'TUNDERSTAND.
SINCE I WAS TWO YEARS OLDIT HAS BEEN MY DREAM
TO HAVE ONEMILLION DOLLARS.
AND NOW, YOU DO.
( screaming )
( screaming continues )
Pennies From Heaven
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.
Cartman heads off to spend his million dollars.x CLOSE
Cartman admits Butters and Clyde into Cartmanland.x CLOSE
The Book of Job doesn't change Kyle's mind about Godx CLOSE
Cartman attends his grandmother's funeral.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars from his grandmother.x CLOSE
Kenny tells Stan and Kyle about Cartman's big windfall.x CLOSE
Cartman buys a failing theme park.x CLOSE
Cartman has a theme park; Kyle has a hemorrhoid.x CLOSE
Cartman enjoys alone time in his theme park.x CLOSE
Stan and Kyle decide to go to Cartmanland, even though they're not wanted.x CLOSE