IT WAS SO GREATMEETING YOU.
I FEEL LIKE WE REALLYSHARED SOMETHING.
WE SURE DID, BETTY.
HELLO, TERRANCE,I'M SUCH A HUGE FAN.
YOU'RE A HUGE FAN,ALL RIGHT.
COULD I JUST HAVE YOUSIGN MY BREASTS ?
WHAT DO I GET IN RETURN ?
WHATEVER YOU WANT.
OH YEAH,OH, THAT'S GOOD, BABY.
OH, TERRANCE,I LOVE YOU, I LOVE YOU.
I LOVE YOU,I LOVE YOU.
MAN, IT SMELLSDOWN THERE.
JESUS CHRIST,THAT WAS FAST.
WELL, WHAT SHOULD WE NAME IT,HOW 'BOUT JERRY ?
WHAT THE HELL ?
OH WOW,WE HAD QUADRUPLETS.
WE'RE NOT QUADRUPLETS,TERRANCE.
WE SNUCK IN THAT WOMAN'SSPANDEX TO GET IN HERE.
OH, THANK GOD.
THE LAST THING I NEEDIS MORE KIDS.
WHAT DO YOU WANT,AN AUTOGRAPH OR SOMETHING ?
NO, IT'S MORE IMPORTANTTHAN THAT.
OUR SCHOOL IS PUTTING ONA BIG SHOW FOR EARTH DAY
AND WE PROMISED PEOPLEWE COULD GET YOU TO PERFORM.
EARTH DAY, HUH ?
THAT SOUNDS LIKEA VERY NOBLE CAUSE.
HOW MUCH DOES IT PAY ?
BUT WHERE'S PHILLIP ?
WHY IS IT THAT EVERY TIMESOMEBODY SEES ME,
THEY HAVE TO SAY,"HEY WHERE'S PHILLIP ?"
LIKE WE'RE FREAKIN' MARRIEDOR SOMETHING.
Y'KNOW, I'LL LET YOU TATER TOTSIN ON A LITTLE SECRET.
PHILLIP IS A HACK.
YOU KNOW WHO WROTE ALLTHE TERRANCE AND PHILLIP STUFF ?
PHILLIP NEVER DID ANYTHINGBUT READ HIS LINES.
BUT THE GUY THATREPLACED HIM SUCKS.
I KNOW,I KNOW HE SUCKS.
TO BE HONEST, THINGS HAVEN'TBEEN GOING SO WELL LATELY.
I'M NOT MAKING ANYMONEY BECAUSE EVERYONEWANTS TO SEE PHILLIP.
WHAT THE HELL DOESPHILLIP DO ?
BECAUSE, DUDE,IT'S "TERRANCE AND PHILLIP".
THE POINT IS,PHILLIP AND I ARE THROUGH
AND APPARENTLY,SO IS THE ACT ANDSO IS THE MONEY.
WHAT IF WE CAN GET PHILLIPTO AGREE TO GET BACK TOGETHER ?
WILL YOU DOTHE EARTH DAY SHOW FOR US ?
HA, GOOD LUCKGETTING PHILLIP.
HE LEFT BECAUSE HE WANTEDTO DO "MORE SERIOUS STUFF."
THE LAST I HEARDHE WAS DOING CANADIANSHAKESPEARE IN TORONTO.
( mumbling )TORONTO ?
BUT WE PROMISED THE EARTH DAYPEOPLE YOU'D PERFORM.
WELL, IN THAT CASE,
I'D SAY YOU FOUR BOYS AREUP FART CREEK WITHOUT A PADDLE.
The Last Thing I Want Is More Kids
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillip
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.x CLOSE
Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.x CLOSE
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.x CLOSE
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.x CLOSE
The boys sneaking into Terrance's dressing room.x CLOSE
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillipx CLOSE
The boys tell the Brainwashing Festival organizers that they won't be able to get Terrance and Phillip.x CLOSE
Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.x CLOSE