I GOT 'EM.
FOUR TICKETS, 68th ROWTO TERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
I WAITED IN LINESINCE 3:00 THIS MORNING.
AWESOME,GIVE ME MINE.
WOW, YOU GUYS ARE GONNA SEETERRANCE AND PHILLIP LIVE ?
YUP, TOMORROW NIGHT.
ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,LET'S SETTLE DOWN.
AS YOU KNOW,THIS COMING FRIDAY IS EARTH DAY
AND I'M PLEASED TO ANNOUNCETHAT THE NATIONAL EARTH DAYORGANIZATION
HAS CHOSEN SOUTH PARKAS ITS LOCATION
FOR THE EARTH DAYBRAINWASHING FESTIVAL.
OH !OH !OH !
THE HEADS OF THE EARTH DAYBRAINWASHING ORGANIZATION
ARE HERE TO TELL YOUALL ABOUT IT.
HELLO, CHILDREN, I KNOWYOU'RE ALL VERY EXCITED
ABOUT HAVING THE EARTH DAYBRAINWASHING FESTIVAL
PUT ON IN YOUR TOWN.
YOU CARE VERY MUCHABOUT THE EARTH, DON'T YOU ?
GOOD, BECAUSEIT'S UP TO ALL OF YOU
TO GET LOTS OF PEOPLE TO COMEAND MAKE IT LOOK GREAT.
THE FESTIVAL IS ON FRIDAY,
SO WE'LL START GETTING IT READYTOMORROW NIGHT.
WE'VE ALL GOTTAPITCH IN.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALCAN'T HELP TOMORROW NIGHT.
YEAH !YEAH !
YOU... WHAT ?
WE GOT TICKETS TO SEETERRANCE AND PHILLIP LIVEIN DENVER TOMORROW NIGHT.
WE PAID 40 BUCKS A PIECEFOR THEM.
AND TERRANCE AND PHILLIPARE MORE IMPORTANT THANMOTHER EARTH ?
WELL, YEAH, DUDE.
YOU DON'T CARE ABOUTTERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
NOTHING MATTERS MORE THANSAVING THE PLANETFROM REPUBLICANS.
YOU DON'T NEED TO SEETERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
NO, DUDE,WE REALLY, REALLY DO.
THEIR WILL IS STRONG.
BOYS, I'M SORRY, BUT NOTHING'SMORE IMPORTANT THAN EARTH DAY.
UH, BUT THAT'S WHYWE'RE GOING.HUH ?
SEE, WE'RE THE OFFICIALPRESIDENTS OF THE TERRANCEAND PHILLIP FAN CLUB
AND WE'RE GOINGTO SEE THEM TOMORROW
'CAUSE WE CANGET THEM TO PERFORM ATTHE EARTH DAY FESTIVAL.
YOU CAN GET TERRANCEAND PHILLIP TO PERFORM ?
THAT WOULD BE GREAT.
TERRANCE AND PHILLIP WOULDDRAW HUGE RATINGS
FROM CHILDRENALL OVER THE COUNTRY.
VERY WELL, KIDS,WE'LL WORK ON GETTINGTHE EVENT READY HERE
AND YOU GO GETTERRANCE AND PHILLIP.
ALL RIGHT !ALL RIGHT !
BUT I WARN YOU,
YOU BETTER NOT PROMISE THINGSTO EARTH DAY PEOPLE
THAT YOU CAN'T DELIVER.
EARTH DAY PEOPLE CAN BEVERY UNFORGIVING.
HEH-HEH, NO PROBLEM,NO PROBLEM.
Earth Day Brainwashing Festival
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.x CLOSE
Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.x CLOSE
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.x CLOSE
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.x CLOSE
The boys sneaking into Terrance's dressing room.x CLOSE
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillipx CLOSE
The boys tell the Brainwashing Festival organizers that they won't be able to get Terrance and Phillip.x CLOSE
Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.x CLOSE