( man on tv )And so, in her careerfilled with lies, back-stabbing
and whoring herselffor money,
she learned thatthe price of fame can be
pleasing 65 men at oncein a dark, dirty alley.
And so ends Punky Brewster: Behind the Blow.
OKAY, DUDE,IT'S 3:30.
( man on tv )It's time for The Terrance and Phillip Show.
YAY !YAY !YAY !
Excuse me, buddy.
Why, did you fart ?
Oh, no !
OH MAN, THIS ISANOTHER RERUN.
ARE YOU SURE ?I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
YEAH, FATASS, THIS IS THEIRFAMOUS "MECHANIC" SKETCH.
I'm lookingfor a mechanic.
Can you tell me how toget to the auto garage ?
Sure, buddy, all you needto do is go down to the--
( farts )
and that's how you--
( together )"GET TO THE AUTO GARAGE."
Could you tell mehow to get to the autogarage without farting ?
Sure, you go the same way,
"EXCEPT STICK YOUR FINGERUP YOUR ASS."
No, no, no.
I mean could you tell methe directions againwithout you farting ?
Just stick your fingerup my ass.
All right,no problem, buddy.
Now tell me, how do Iget to the auto garageto see a mechanic ?
You're at the auto garage,I am the mechanic.
Why the heck didn't you tell meyou were the mechanic ?
"BECAUSE I HADAN ITCH UP MY ASS."
Because I hadan itch up my ass.
( laughing )
( farts )
Terrance and Phillipwill be right back...
after these messages.
WHEN ARE THEY GONNAMAKE NEW ONES ?
( man on tv )Hey kids, don't missthe greatest event of the year.
This Thursday nightat the Denver Coliseum
see Terrance and Phillip liveand in person.
WHAT'S THIS ?
One night and one night only,
see all your favoriteTerrance and Phillip bits live.
OH, MY GOD !
YOU GUYS,YOU GUYS !
I KNOW, I KNOW.
To order ticketscall Ticket Slave now !
WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN,WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN !
( school bell rings )
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.x CLOSE
Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.x CLOSE
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.x CLOSE
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.x CLOSE
The boys sneaking into Terrance's dressing room.x CLOSE
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillipx CLOSE
The boys tell the Brainwashing Festival organizers that they won't be able to get Terrance and Phillip.x CLOSE
Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.x CLOSE