( man on tv )And so, in her careerfilled with lies, back-stabbing
and whoring herselffor money,
she learned thatthe price of fame can be
pleasing 65 men at oncein a dark, dirty alley.
And so ends Punky Brewster: Behind the Blow.
OKAY, DUDE,IT'S 3:30.
( man on tv )It's time for The Terrance and Phillip Show.
YAY !YAY !YAY !
Excuse me, buddy.
Why, did you fart ?
Oh, no !
OH MAN, THIS ISANOTHER RERUN.
ARE YOU SURE ?I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
YEAH, FATASS, THIS IS THEIRFAMOUS "MECHANIC" SKETCH.
I'm lookingfor a mechanic.
Can you tell me how toget to the auto garage ?
Sure, buddy, all you needto do is go down to the--
( farts )
and that's how you--
( together )"GET TO THE AUTO GARAGE."
Could you tell mehow to get to the autogarage without farting ?
Sure, you go the same way,
"EXCEPT STICK YOUR FINGERUP YOUR ASS."
No, no, no.
I mean could you tell methe directions againwithout you farting ?
Just stick your fingerup my ass.
All right,no problem, buddy.
Now tell me, how do Iget to the auto garageto see a mechanic ?
You're at the auto garage,I am the mechanic.
Why the heck didn't you tell meyou were the mechanic ?
"BECAUSE I HADAN ITCH UP MY ASS."
Because I hadan itch up my ass.
( laughing )
( farts )
Terrance and Phillipwill be right back...
after these messages.
WHEN ARE THEY GONNAMAKE NEW ONES ?
( man on tv )Hey kids, don't missthe greatest event of the year.
This Thursday nightat the Denver Coliseum
see Terrance and Phillip liveand in person.
WHAT'S THIS ?
One night and one night only,
see all your favoriteTerrance and Phillip bits live.
OH, MY GOD !
YOU GUYS,YOU GUYS !
I KNOW, I KNOW.
To order ticketscall Ticket Slave now !
WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN,WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN !
( school bell rings )
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.