( man on tv )And so, in her careerfilled with lies, back-stabbing
and whoring herselffor money,
she learned thatthe price of fame can be
pleasing 65 men at oncein a dark, dirty alley.
And so ends Punky Brewster: Behind the Blow.
OKAY, DUDE,IT'S 3:30.
( man on tv )It's time for The Terrance and Phillip Show.
YAY !YAY !YAY !
Excuse me, buddy.
Why, did you fart ?
Oh, no !
OH MAN, THIS ISANOTHER RERUN.
ARE YOU SURE ?I HAVEN'T SEEN IT.
YEAH, FATASS, THIS IS THEIRFAMOUS "MECHANIC" SKETCH.
I'm lookingfor a mechanic.
Can you tell me how toget to the auto garage ?
Sure, buddy, all you needto do is go down to the--
( farts )
and that's how you--
( together )"GET TO THE AUTO GARAGE."
Could you tell mehow to get to the autogarage without farting ?
Sure, you go the same way,
"EXCEPT STICK YOUR FINGERUP YOUR ASS."
No, no, no.
I mean could you tell methe directions againwithout you farting ?
Just stick your fingerup my ass.
All right,no problem, buddy.
Now tell me, how do Iget to the auto garageto see a mechanic ?
You're at the auto garage,I am the mechanic.
Why the heck didn't you tell meyou were the mechanic ?
"BECAUSE I HADAN ITCH UP MY ASS."
Because I hadan itch up my ass.
( laughing )
( farts )
Terrance and Phillipwill be right back...
after these messages.
WHEN ARE THEY GONNAMAKE NEW ONES ?
( man on tv )Hey kids, don't missthe greatest event of the year.
This Thursday nightat the Denver Coliseum
see Terrance and Phillip liveand in person.
WHAT'S THIS ?
One night and one night only,
see all your favoriteTerrance and Phillip bits live.
OH, MY GOD !
YOU GUYS,YOU GUYS !
I KNOW, I KNOW.
To order ticketscall Ticket Slave now !
WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN,WRITE THE NUMBER DOWN !
( school bell rings )
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The boys watch "Hamlet," starring Phillip.x CLOSE
Terrance and Phillip get into a fight during their Brainwashing Festival rehearsal.x CLOSE
Kyle shows "Terrance and Phillip: Behind the Blow" at the Earth Day Festival.x CLOSE
The boys see an ad on TV for a live Terrance and Phillip show.x CLOSE
Kyle makes up a reason for the boys to be able to attend the Terrance and Phillip show in Denver.x CLOSE
The boys are disappointed when the real Phillip isn't performing.x CLOSE
The boys sneaking into Terrance's dressing room.x CLOSE
Terrance talks to the boys about his feud with Phillipx CLOSE
The boys tell the Brainwashing Festival organizers that they won't be able to get Terrance and Phillip.x CLOSE
Kyle misleads Phillip to get him to come to South Park.x CLOSE