WHERE FIVE BRAVE LITTLE BOYSARE HOLDING A RALLY
TO SUPPORT GAYSIN SCOUTING.
THE RALLY IS DRAWINGSO MUCH ATTENTION
THAT PEOPLE FROM ALL OVERTHE COUNTRY ARE TAKINGMEDIA NOTICE.
THOSE BOYS HAVESHOWN ME THE LIGHT.
I NEVER KNEW THE MOUNTAIN SCOUTSWAS A HATE GROUP.
THIS IS A WAKE-UP CALLTO AMERICA.
WE CANNOT TURN OUR BACKSON GAYS ANYMORE.
OH GOD, THEY'REACTUALLY PULLING IT OFF.
( reporter )The rally has alsocaught the attention
of old scouts members,like Steven Spielberg,
director of such filmsas "Always" and "1941".
I SALUTE THOSE BOYSAND THEIR COURAGE.
I AM HEREBY CUTTING ALL MYFUNDING TO THE SCOUTS !
THE RALLY HAS ALSOCAUGHT THE ATTENTION
OF HIGH-POWER LAWYERGLORIA ALLRED.
IT IS A DISGRACETHAT THESE HOMOPHOBES
ARE ALLOWED TODISCRIMINATE !
I AM TAKING THIS CASE ONPERSONALLY !
WITH THIS KINDOF SUPPORT, TOM,
THESE BOYS ARE SURE TOHAVE A VICTORY FOR GAYS.
BACK TO YOU.
IN OTHER NEWS, THE F.B.I.HAS FINALLY CAUGHT THECHILD MOLESTER
KNOWN AS"MR. SLIPPY FIST".
THE SICK CHILD MOLESTERWAS FOUND
WITH DISTURBING, GRAPHIC PHOTOSOF YOUNG BOYS NAKED,
WHICH WE WILLSHOW YOU NOW.
Here's one.And here's another.
OH MY GOD.
Hey, look at this one,sick son of a bitch.
There's one right here.
( choking )
( crack )
ALL RIGHT, BOYS,BREAK IT UP.
All Right Boys, Break It Up
The parents learn the truth about the new scout master.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE