OH, HEY, TIMMY.
I'M GLAD YOUCALLED, VERY MUCH.
I'VE BEEN DETECTING SOMEANIMOSITY TOWARDS ME LATELY,
AND I WAS HOPINGWE COULD BURY THE HATCHET.
( friendly )TIMMY.
WHAT'S THAT ?
A PRESENT, YOUGOT ME A PRESENT ?
GEE, YOU DIDN'THAVE TO DO THAT.
I MEAN, I UNDERSTANDWHY YOU'D BE JEALOUSOF MY TALENTS.
IF YOU WORK AT ITMAYBE YOU COULD BE
AS HANDI-CAPABLEAS I AM, HUH ?
WOW, A PARKA.
YOU DIDN'T HAVE TODO THAT, TIM-TIM.
OH SURE, I'LL SEEIF IT FITS.
THIS IS VERY WARM,THANKS A LOT, TIM-TIM.
WELL, I'LL SEE YOUAROUND.
( honk )
THERE HE IS,KILL HIM, KILL HIM !
OH, WAIT,THAT'S NOT HIM.
( cows mooing )
THANKS, AGAIN,TIM-TIM !
TIM, TIMMY !
( touching piano music )
AH, BYE, SCOUTS.
OKAY, OKAY, MARK,STOP PLAYING NOW.
HEY, DON'TYELL AT ME.
YOU ASKED ME TO COME OVERAND PLAY SAD SONGS
FOR YOU TO PACK TO,AND THEN YOU YELL AT ME.
I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY.
BUT NOW I'VE PACKEDEVERYTHING AWAY, SO JUST--
PLAY SOMETHINGUPLIFTING LIKE,
( upbeat tune )♪ OH, I DON'T WANT HERYOU CAN HAVE HER ♪
♪ SHE'S TOO FATFOR ME ♪
OH, JESUS, MARK.
She's Too Fat For Me
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE