WE'RE HAVING A BAKE SALETO RAISE MONEY FORSCOUT TROOP #4-7.
AH, PLEASE STOP BYAND GIVE US A HAND.
AND NOW, FOR YOURENTERTAINMENT,
OUR NEW BEST FRIEND,STAND-UP COMIC, JIMMY !
WOW, WHAT A GREATAUDIENCE.
I JUST FLEW INTO SOUTH PARK,BOY ARE MY CRUTCHES TIRED.
WHAT A TERRIFIC AUDIENCE.
YOU KNOW, PEOPLESOMETIMES ASK ME,
"ARE YOU ANGRY AT GODFOR MAKING DISABLED PEOPLE ?"
I SAY, "NO, I THINK THE WORLDIS BETTER WITH PRESIDENT BUSH."
WHAT A BRAVELITTLE BOY.
Captioning made possible by COMEDY CENTRALHE'S ABLE TO USE COMEDYTO OVERCOME HIS HANDICAP.
I LOVE HIM !
WELL, I SURE HAVE MET A LOTOF INTERESTING PEOPLEHERE IN SOUTH PARK.
HOW ABOUT THATERIC CARTMAN KID, HUH ?
"GOD DAMN IT,NO CHICKEN POT PIES !
GOD DAMN IT !GOD DAMN IT !"
HEH, HEH.I DON'T SOUND LIKE THAT.
AND HOW ABOUT THATSCHOOL COUNSELOR ?
"DRUGS ARE BAD,DRUGS ARE BAD, M'KAY.
DRUGS ARE BAD, OKAY.OKAY."
WOW, WHAT A GREATAUDIENCE.
"MR. HAT, BE QUIET,MR. HAT.
"HELLO THERE,CHILDREN, MR. HAT.
"HELLO, MR. HAT.
"I THINK IT'S ALLVERY SACRILEGE--
IT'S ALL VERYSACRILEGE..."
( as Cartman )"GOD DAMN IT !GOD DAMN IT !"
AND OF COURSE,MY VERY FAVORITE...
"TIMMY ! TIMMY !
I'M LIVING A LIE,I'M LIVING A LIE, TIMMY !"
"TIMMY,I'M LIVING A LIE.
AH, TIMMY !"
SOMETIMES IT'S LIKE, "PLEASE,TIMMY, LEARN A NEW WORD."
"TIMMY ! TIMMY !"
WOW, IT LOOKS LIKEWHEN IT COMES TO COMEDY
I REALLYTAKE THE C-C...
I REALLY TAKE THE CA...
I REALLY TAKETHE CA-CAKE.
( thunderous applause )
( man chanting )JIMMY, JIMMY, JIMMY !
What A Great Audience
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE