AND NOW, AS A VERYSPECIAL TREAT,
OUR VERYSPECIAL FRIEND JIMMY
IS GOING TO DOWHAT HE LOVES MOST--
LET'S GIVE HIMA BIG HAND !
( applause )
WOW, WHAT A GREATAUDIENCE.
WELL, JUST IN CASEYOU WERE WONDERING,
I DO HAVEA DISABILITY--
I AM TOTALLY HAPPY WITH THE WAYI WAS BORN, VERY MUCH.
I TRAVEL TO DIFFERENT STATESAND TALK TO KIDS
ABOUT BEING PROUDOF WHAT THEY ARE.
MY MOM SAYS GODHAS A P-PLAN FOR EVERYONE.
I GUESS I WASPLAN "B".
( reticent laughter )
YOU GUYS LIKEIM-IMPERSONATIONS ?
( applause )
HOW ABOUTJIMMY STEWART ?
"MERRY CHRISTMAS,MOVIE HOUSE."
AND JOHN TRAVOLTA.
"OH MY GOD,MR. CARTER.
MR. CARTER, OH MY GOD,MR. CARTER."
JIMMY'S FUNNY, DUDE.
YEAH, WELL,HE'S THE COOLEST KID WITHDISABILITIES IN THE WORLD.
AH, KENNY,IT'S 9:00.
COME ON, STANLEY.
OOPS, GUESS WE'REOUT OF TIME, KIDS.
NOW REMEMBER, TOMORROWYOU ALL HAVE BAKE SALES
IN YOUR RESPECTIVE NEIGHBORHOODSTO RAISE MONEY.
WE'LL MEET BACK HERENEXT TUESDAY
AND SEE WHO RAISED THE MOST.GOOD LUCK !
HEY, I'VE GOTA GREAT IDEA.
WHY DON'T WE SEE IFJIMMY WANTS TO COME BEIN OUR SCOUT CLUB.
HEY, YEAH.TIMMY, TIMMY.
HEY JIMMY, YOUWANNA COME JOIN OURBAKE SALE TOMORROW ?
JEEZ, SURE, THAT'D BEGREAT, THANKS, FELLAS.
COME ON, STAN.
BYE BIG GAY AL,WE HAD GREAT TIME.
BYE, JIMMY !BYE, JIMMY !
SEE YOU TOMORROW ATTHE BAKE SALE, FELLAS.
YOU WERE RIGHT, DAD,SCOUTS IS AWESOME.YEAH !
WE TOLD GHOST STORIESAND LEARNED HOW TO MAKEA TORNADO IN A GLASS BOTTLE.
YEAH, WE LEARNED HOW TOMAKE CAKES AND MUFFINSFOR OUR BAKE SALE.
AND BEST OF ALL, WE METTHIS KID NAMED JIMMY.
HE'S DISABLED, BUT HE DOESN'TLET IT RUIN HIS LIFE.HE'S AWESOME !
( Timmy )AAH !
YEAH, WE'RE GONNA USE HIMTO HELP RAISE MONEY ATOUR BAKE SALE.
CARTMAN, DON'T SAY USE HIM,YOU BIG SILLY GOOSE.
WHAT DID YOU SAY ?
I JUST CALLEDCARTMAN A NAME,
HE'S A SILLY GOOSE.
YOU DO NOT SAY"BIG SILLY GOOSE" !
YOU CALL HIM AN ASSHOLELIKE A NORMAL KID.
BUT DAD, I WASJUST TRYING TO--
STANLEY, YOU CALL YOURFRIEND AN ASSHOLETHIS INSTANT !
( quietly )DON'T CALL ME ASSHOLE,YOU SOM'BITCH.
Big Silly Goose
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE