WELL, YOU BOYS MUSTBE PRETTY EXCITED--
YOUR FIRST NIGHTOF SCOUTS.
IT'S GONNA SUCK.
THERE'S GONNA BE ALLTHESE NEW KIDS THEREWE DON'T KNOW.
WELL, NOW, THAT'SPART OF THE FUN.
YEAH, BOTH KENNY'SDAD AND I WERE INSCOUTS FOR YEARS.
WAS YOUR DADIN SCOUTS, CARTMAN ?
OH YEAH, YOU DON'THAVE A DAD.
( all laughing )
THAT'S NOT FUNNY !JESUS CHRIST !
ARE YOU EXCITED FOR YOUR FIRSTNIGHT OF SCOUTS, TIMMY ?
YEAH, TIMMY !
BOY, AM I GLADTO SEE YOU GUYS.
THERE'S LOTS OF KIDS HEREFROM OTHER SCHOOLS.
I DON'T KNOW ANYBODY.
ALL RIGHT BOYS, WE'REGONNA HEAD TO THE BAR.
WE'LL BE BACK TOPICK YOU UP AT NINE.
YOU BOYS JUST MAKE SURE TOOBEY THE SCOUT LEADER NOW.
HE'S THE MAN IN CHARGE.
HELLO, SCOUTS !
HEY, IT'SBIG GAY AL !
HELLO, STANLEY,I WAS HAPPY TO SEE YOU
AND YOUR LITTLE FRIENDS'NAMES ON THE LIST.
YOU'RE THE NEWSCOUT LEADER ?
I JUST GOTTRANSFERRED IN.
I THINK EVERYONE'S HERE NOW,SO WE CAN GET STARTED.
COME ON, SCOUTS,WE'VE GOT WORK TO DO.
HOORAY !HOORAY !SEE YA, DAD.
HEY, ARE YOU PARENTS GONNASTAND THERE ALL NIGHT ?
THIS MEETING IS FOR SCOUTS ONLY,YOU SILLY GOOSES !
NOW, BEFORE WE GETSTARTED, SCOUTS,
I WANT TO INTRODUCE YOUTO SOMEONE VERY SPECIALHERE TONIGHT.
HE'S A BRAVE LITTLE BOYWITH DISABILITIES,
WHO PROVES JUST BY BEING HERETHAT SCOUTS ARE FOR EVERYONE !
SO LET'S ALL ALL GIVE A BIGROUND OF APPLAUSE
TO LITTLE JIMMY !
( applause )
Scout Leader Big Gay Al
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
The new scout leader proves to be a bad choice.x CLOSE
Timmy and Jimmy fight.x CLOSE
Al wins a case against the scouts and teaches the town a lesson.x CLOSE
Timmy is jealous of the new disabled boy in town.x CLOSE
The parents have no problem with homosexuals, they just don't want their kids hanging around one.x CLOSE
Stan gets reprimanded for talking like Big Gay Al.x CLOSE
Timmy expresses his anger towards Jimmy.x CLOSE
Big Gay Al falls victim to discrimination.x CLOSE
Timmy tricks Jimmy and Al lets it out.x CLOSE
The boys stand up for Big Gay Al.x CLOSE