YEAH, WE ALL GOTTA MAKE SUREIT DOESN'T COME BACK.
YOU SEE, WE'VE LEARNEDSOMETHING TODAY.
SWEARING CAN BE FUN,BUT DOING IT ALL THE TIME
CAUSES A LOT OF PROBLEMS.
We're all sayingthe "S" word too much.
LOOK, GERALD,KYLE'S ON TV.UH-HUH.
( Stanley )The Knights of Standardsand Practices were created
to make sure that bad wordswere kept to a minimum.
they're called thatbecause they are cursed.
We have to go back toonly using curse words
in rare, extremecircumstances.
Besides, so much useof a dirty word
takes away fromits impact.
We believe in free speechand all that,
but leavinga few words taboo
just adds to the funof English.
So please, everyone,
from now on, you've got to tryand watch your language.
( smattering of applause )
IT MAKES SENSE.GOT THAT RIGHT.
IS THIS STILLPART OF THE SHOW ?
WE'RE SORRY, NOBLE KNIGHTSOF STANDARDS AND PRACTICES.
FROM NOW ON,WE WILL OBEY YOUR LAWS.
SEE THAT YOU DO.
I'M VERY PROUDOF YOU CHILDREN.
LET'S ALL GO HOME ANDFIND A NICE WHITE WOMANTO MAKE LOVE TO.
YEAH, ANDKENNY DIDN'T DIE.
YEAH, I DIDN'T--
HOLY SH-- POOP.
HA, I LOVE YOU GUYS.
The Lesson of Shit
The boys explain to the world why watching one's language is important.
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."x CLOSE
The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.x CLOSE
The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.x CLOSE
A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the classx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.x CLOSE
Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.x CLOSE
Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.x CLOSE