Starting now, four straighthours of pure shit !
It's all live !
YEAH, YEAH SHIT.
THIS IS IT,MY GREATEST WORK.
THESE AMERICANSWISH TO SEE THE SKIRE.
LET US MAKE HASTETO THE INNER SANCTUM.
HOW COULD YOU FOOLISH AMERICANSBRING THE WRATH OF SCORN
BY MASS CHANTING THE WORDOF WRETCHEDNESS ?
( Chef )UH, YEAH,WE DIDN'T MEAN TO.
DIDN'T YOU REALIZE "SHIT"IS A CURSE WORD ?
WELL, YEAH, BUTI DON'T THINK WE KNEW THAT"CURSE WORD" MEANT...
HA, LEAVE IT TO AMERICANS TOTHINK THAT NO MEANS YES,
PISSED MEANS ANGRY
AND CURSE WORDMEANS SOMETHING
OTHER THAN A WORDTHAT'S CURSED !
LET ME SEE THE STONE.
BUT I DON'T GET IT,
PEOPLE USE CURSE WORDSALL THE TIME.
SAYING A WORD OF CURSE ONCEIN A WHILE DOES NOTHING.
IT'S ONLY WHEN SPOKENREPEATEDLY AND EN MASSE
THAT THE CURSETAKES PLACE.
I'VE SEEN THIS BEFORE.
STONES THAT WERE USED BYTHE KNIGHTS OF STANDARDSAND PRACTICES.
KNIGHTS OF STANDARDSAND PRACTICES ?
A LEGION OF MEN SWORN TO DOWHATEVER NECESSARY
TO KEEP THE WORDS AT BAY.
BUT, THEY WEREJUST A MYTH.
( woman )You know what ?
The Knights Of Standards And Practices
Chef and the boys talk to the Sorcerer at the Excalibur Casino.
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."x CLOSE
The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.x CLOSE
The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.x CLOSE
A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the classx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.x CLOSE
Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.x CLOSE
Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.x CLOSE