ALL RIGHT, CHILDREN,IN LIEU OF THE COMMON USAGE
I'M SUPPOSED TO CLARIFYTHE SCHOOL'S POSITION
ON THE WORD "SHIT".
WOW, WE CAN SAY "SHIT"IN SCHOOL NOW ?
OH, THIS ISRIDICULOUS.
JUST BECAUSE THEY SAY ITON TV, IT'S ALL RIGHT ?
YES, BUT ONLY IN THE FIGURATIVENOUN FORM OR THE ADJECTIVE FORM.
YOU CAN ONLY USE ITIN THE NON-LITERAL SENSE.
"THAT'S A SHITTYPICTURE OF ME."
IS NOW FINE.
HOWEVER, THE LITERALNOUN FORM OF
"THIS IS A PICTURE OF SHIT,"IS STILL NAUGHTY.
I DON'T GET IT.ME NEITHER.
THE ADJECTIVE FORM IS NOWALSO ACCEPTABLE.
FOR EXAMPLE: "THE WEATHEROUTSIDE IS SHITTY."
HOWEVER, THE LITERAL ADJECTIVEIS NOT APPROPRIATE.
"MY BAD DIARRHEA MADE THE INSIDEOF THE TOILET BOWL SHITTY,
"AND I HAD TO CLEAN ITWITH A RAG
WHICH THEN ALSOBECAME SHITTY."
THAT'S RIGHT OUT.
VERY GOOD, TIMMY.
AH, MS. CHOKSONDIK.
CAN WE SAY ITIN THE EXPLETIVE ?
LIKE, "OH SHIT !"OR "SHIT ON A SHINGLE" ?
YES, THAT'S NOW FINE.
WOW, THIS ISGONNA BE GREAT--
A WHOLE NEW WORD.IT'S NOT NEW !
I'M GONNA LOOK "SHIT" UP INTHE ENCYCLOPEDIA AND PROVE IT.
DON'T MIND KYLE, EVERYONE,
HE'S JUST GOT A LITTLESAND IN HIS VAGINA.
THERE'S NO SANDIN MY VAGINA !!
BOYS, WATCH YOURLANGUAGE, SHIT !
Acceptable Forms of Shit
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the class
The country rejoices when the word "shit" is said on TV.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys are thrown out of a meeting of network executives.x CLOSE
Chef and the boys need to warn Hollywood about the dangers of saying "shit."x CLOSE
The boys learn that they're going to say "shit" on TV.x CLOSE
The people of South Park make plans to see "shit" said on TV.x CLOSE
A news report about the reaction to "shit" being said on TV.x CLOSE
Ms. Choksondik explains the acceptable uses of the word "shit" to the classx CLOSE
Mr. Garrison sings a song to the kindergarteners.x CLOSE
Everyone's unnecessary usage of "shit" causes a cloud to form over the country.x CLOSE
Kyle is afraid that people saying "shit" is causing the mysterious deaths around South Park.x CLOSE