HEY, YOU GUYS,LOOK WHAT I HAVE !

WHAT ?

FOUR TICKETS TO"THE LION KING" ON STAGE.

OH.OH.

OH, COME ON, YOU GUYS,IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE REALLY COOL.

YEAH, NO,IT SOUNDS REALLY COOL.

( Cartman )YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS,OH MY GOD !

OH MY GOD,YOU GUYS !

WHAT, DOUGH BOY ?I WAS JUST--

I WAS JUST WATCHING THE TV,THEY HAD THIS COMMERCIAL.

SO ?SO GUESS WHATTHEY'RE GONNA SAY

TONIGHT ON THAT SHOW"COP DRAMA".

WHAT ?NO, COME ON,GUESS.

THEY'RE GONNA SAY SOMETHINGTHAT'S NEVER BEEN SAID ON TV.

WHAT ?!YOU'LL NEVER GUESS.

WHAT ?!GUESS.

GOD DAMN IT, CARTMAN,WHAT ARE THEY GONNA SAYON COP DRAMA ?

YOU READY ?

TONIGHT ON COP DRAMA, ON TV,THEY'RE GONNA SAY...

"SHIT."

( gasps )THEY'RE GONNASAY SHIT ON TV ?

THEY CAN'T SAYSHIT ON TV.

IT WAS JUST ON THE NEWS !

PEOPLE AREFREAKIN' OUT, DUDE !

HOLY ( bleeping ) SHIT.

( garbled )WE GOTTA WATCH.

YEAH, I'M GONNA HAVE PEOPLEOVER MY HOUSE TO SEE IT.

BUT I'VE GOT THESE TICKETSTO SEE LION KING ON STAGE.

MAYBE YOU DIDN'THEAR ME, KYLE,

I SAID "SHIT"ON TELEVISION.

IT'S JUST A MARKETING PLOYBY THE NETWORK.

LIKE THAT TIME THEY HADTHE FIRST MALE-TO-MALE KISSWITH TERRANCE AND PHILLIP.

OH, COME ON DUDE,THIS IS HISTORY.

IT'S STUPID.

JEEZ, YOU'RE A LITTLEIRRITABLE, KYLE.

WHAT'S THE MATTER,YOU GOT SOME SANDIN YOUR VAGINA ?

NO, I DON'T HAVESAND IN MY VAGINA,

I JUST THINK IT'S A LITTLEIMMATURE FOR US TO BESTANDING AROUND,

TALKING ABOUT ONE DUMB WORDBEING ON TV !

HEY, AH, SAM, DID YOUHEAR THE NEWS ?