( kid )Scott Tenorman ?
WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
We just wanna warn you,Eric Cartman, the 4th grader,
is going try totrick you somehow
into getting yourwiener bitten off
by a pony that lives atJenkins ranch.
HOW DO YOU KNOW ?
'Cause we're his friends.
THEN, WHY ARE YOUTELLING ME ?
'Cause we hate him.OH.
Well, we just thoughtwe'd let you know.
See ya.SEE YA.
( doorbell )
I WAS JUST STOPPING BYTO INVITE YOU TO MY"CHILI CON CARNIVAL".
IT'S A CHILI COOK-OFFWITH RIDES.
AND I WANTED TO DROP BYYOUR INVITATION, PERSONALLY.
OOH, A CHILICARNIVAL, HUH ?
THAT SOUNDS GREAT.
YEAH, THERE'S EVEN GONNABE A BIG SURPRISE
SO YOU WON'T WANNAMISS IT, SCOTT.
OH, AND HERE, HERE'S A COUPONGOOD FOR ONE FREE PONY RIDE.
WOW, A PONY RIDE, NEAT.
OH, IT WILL BEVERY NEAT, SCOTT.
GOSH-- CHILI,RIDES AND PONIES--
WHAT MORE COULD I WANT ?
( quietly )A LITTLE PENIS-BITING,PERHAPS.
WHAT ?NOTHING, NOTHING.
SO YOU'LL COMEFOR SURE THEN, SCOTT ?
HOW COULD ITURN IT DOWN ?
SWEET, KILLER.BYE, SCOTT.
OH, YOU ARE GOOD, ERIC,YOU ARE VERY, VERY GOOD.
Chili, Rides & Ponies
Cartman gives Scott an invitation to a fake chili carnival
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE