OKAY, CARTMAN,WHAT DO YOU WANT ?
STAN, KYLE,THANKS FOR COMING.
I'VE GOT IT ALLFIGURED OUT.
GOT WHAT ALLFIGURED OUT ?
HOW TO GETSCOTT TENORMAN BACK.
I'VE JUST FINISHED PLANNINGA "BRILLIANT LIT'L SCHEME"
THAT SHOULD PUT SCOTTIN HIS PLACE FOR GOOD.
AND IF YOU HELP ME, I'LL GIVEEACH OF YOU TWO DOLLARS.
OKAY, SO WHAT'STHE PLAN ?
IT'S A BRILLIANT COMBINATIONOF MY LAST TWO PLANS.
SCOTT'S FAVORITE BANDIS RADIOHEAD, RIGHT ?
SO, I REALIZED,
WHAT IF WE GOT RADIOHEADTO COME HERE TO SOUTH PARK,RIGHT ?
THEN THEY COULD MEETSCOTT TENORMAN, AND,
SEE HIM GET HIS WIENERBITTEN OFF BY A PONY !
WHAT ?DON'T YOU SEE ?
IF I CAN GET THIS PONY TOBITE OFF SCOTT'S WIENERIN FRONT OF RADIOHEAD,
THEN SCOTT WOULD CRY.
AND IF SCOTT CRIES,THEN RADIOHEAD WILL THINK
SCOTT TENORMAN ISTOTALLY NOT COOL !
AND THAT WOULD MAKESCOTT TENORMAN WANT TO DIE.
HA, HA, HA !
OKAY, I'LL KEEPWORKING ON THE PONY,
YOU GUYS GO GETRADIOHEAD TO PLAY HERE.
READY ? BREAK !
YOU'RE SUCH ADUMB-ASS, CARTMAN.
FINE, I'LL DO IT MYSELF !YOU GUYS JUST WATCH !
READY, PONY ?BITE IT !
Cartman plans to have a pony bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener in front of Radiohead.
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE