( all talking )
CONCERNED CITIZENS,I THANK YOU FOR COMING.
I KNOW THAT YOU'RE ALLDEEPLY TROUBLED
AND WANT TO FINDA QUICK AND PAINFUL WAY
TO GET RID OF SCOTT TENORMANONCE AND FOR ALL.
WHO'S SCOTT TENORMAN ?
YEAH !YEAH !YEAH !
SCOTT TENORMAN IS AN 8thGRADER WHO SOLD CARTMANHIS PUBES FOR $10,
AND NOW CARTMAN'SALL PISSED OFF.
16 DOLLARSAND 12 CENTS.
HE IS A DISEASE.
HE IS A COLD,CALCULATING MAN,
AND I WILL HAVE REVENGE !
WHAT ARE YOUGONNA DO ?
DID YOU GUYS SEE THATMOVIE, "HANNIBAL" ?
WHERE THE DEFORMED GUYTRAINED GIANT PIGS
TO EAT HIS ENEMY ALIVE ?
WELL, IF WE FIND A PONY,WE CAN TRAIN IT,
TRAIN IT TO BITE OFFSCOTT TENORMAN'S WIENER.
IT WILL BE PAINFULAND HUMILIATING.
EVERYONE WILLSEE IT HAPPEN.
AND THEN, SCOTT TENORMANWILL FOREVER BE KNOWN
AS THE KID WHO HAD HIS WIENERBITTEN OFF BY A PONY !
HA, HA, HA !!
WHAT'S IN IT FOR US ?WHAT ?
YEAH, WHY SHOULDWE ALL CARE
ABOUT GETTINGSCOTT TENORMANBACK FOR YOU ?
OH, RIGHT.WHY SHOULD WE CARE ?
WHY SHOULD WECARE, INDEED.
LET'S JUST LET SCOTT TENORMANWALK AWAY WITH MY $16.12.
HELL, LET'S LET ALL THESCOTT TENORMANS OF THE WORLD
TAKE WHAT'S OURS ANDLAUGH IN OUR FACES.
WHY STAND UP FOR YOURSELFWHEN YOU CAN JUST
WALK OUT OF HERERIGHT NOW AND SAY
IT'S NOT YOUR PROBLEM.
BUT, YEARS FROM NOW,WHEN YOU'RE OLD
AND HAVE CHILDRENOF YOUR OWN,
WHAT WOULD YOU GIVE TO COME BACKAND FIGHT THIS ONE DAY ?
THIS ONE DAY, WHERE YOU COULDHAVE MADE A DIFFERENCE.
WHERE YOU COULD'VETOLD SCOTT TENORMAN,"YOU MAY TAKE OUR PRIDE
BUT YOU WILL NEVER TAKEMY GOD DAMN $16.12 !"
NOW WHO'S WITH ME ?
ALL RIGHT, I GUESS IT'SJUST YOU AND ME, TIMMY.
OH, NO, NOT TIMMY.
( door slams )
The Kid Who Had His Weiner Bitten Of By A Pony
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.
The word "s**t" is broadcast on television for the first time, triggering a chain of events that threaten the world as we know it.x CLOSE
The boys' new troop leader is Big Gay Al, and Timmy is excited until Jimmy, the new "handicapped" kid, steals his spotlight.x CLOSE
A magician performs in South Park, convincing Kenny, Cartman and Kyle to join his cult-like following, leaving Stan & Jesus to save them.x CLOSE
Cartman seeks vengeance on an eighth grader after buying the kid's pubes fails to impress the other boys. Radiohead guest stars.x CLOSE
When the boys discover their idols, Terrance and Phillip, have called it quits, they'll go to any length to reunite the duo.x CLOSE
Cartman inherits one million dollars.x CLOSE
The boys take Sex Ed and learn the mysteries of the body from none other than Mr. Mackey.x CLOSE
There's a new character in South Park and the boys take up his cause against conniving corporate leaders and the evil U.S. government.x CLOSE
When the boys receive a package from the children of Afghanistan, every government agency descends upon the town to investigate.x CLOSE
The funniest thing Cartman's ever seen comes to town. Realizing he'll never see anything funnier, he loses his sense of humor.x CLOSE
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE