SCOTT, SCOTT !
COURTNEY LOVEIS IN SOUTH PARK !
SHE'S ALL DRUNKAND SPREADING HER LEGS
AND SHOWING HER"POONANER" TO EVERYBODY !
YOU GOTTA GO CHECK IT OUT !I'LL WATCH YOUR HOUSE FOR YOU.
OKAY, I'LL BUYTHE PUBES BACK, HERE.
WHAT ?$16, TAKE IT.
I'LL EVEN THROW INAN EXTRA FIVE, HERE.
GIVE ME BACK MY PUBES.
WHY DO YOU WANT THEMBACK SO MUCH ?
NO REASON.I DON'T BELIEVE YOU.
ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
THE PUBE FAIRIN FORT COLLINS.
PUBE FAIR ?
THEY'RE PAYING FIVE BUCKSA HAIR FOR PUBES.
IF I LEAVE NOW I CANCATCH THE LAST BUS.
FIVE BUCKS A HAIR ?
THAT'S LIKEA MILLION DOLLARS !
HERE, TAKE YOUR MONEY.
HA, HA, I DON'TTHINK SO, SCOTT,
I'M GOING TOFORT COLLINS MYSELF.
OH, YOU CAN'TDO THIS TO ME, NO !
HA, HA, SURE RIGHTYOU ARE, SCOTT.
HAVE YOU NO HEART ?
HA, HA, WHATA STUPID ASSHOLE !
HEH, HEH, HEH.
HA, HA, HOO !ONE MILLION DOLLARS !
WOO ! AH !
HA, HA, HA.
EH, EXCUSE ME, SIR.YES.
CAN YOU TELL ME WHERETHE PUBE FAIR IS ?
THE PUBE FAIR ?
YEAH, I'VE GOT SOMEPUBES TO SELL.
THERE'S NO SUCH THING,YOU LITTLE SMART ASS.
NO-- NO SUCH THING ?
YOU WOULDN'T HAPPEN TO BEERIC CART-MAN, WOULD YOU ?
I'M ERIC CARTMAN.
OH, I THINKTHIS IS FOR YOU.
The Fort Collins Pube Fair
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE