HELLO, SIR, MY NAME ISKRIS KRISTOFFERSON.
I'M WITH THE I.R.S.
I'M HERE TO COLLECT $10THAT YOU OWE IN BACK TAXES.
YOU'RE NOTFROM THE I.R.S.
YOU GLUED MY PUBESONTO YOUR FACE.
TAX EVASION IS A VERYSERIOUS OFFENSE, SIR.
I SUGGEST THAT YOU--ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
I'LL TRADE YOU MY PUBESBACK FOR THE MONEY.
YOU WILL ?OH, COOL !
HOW MUCH DID I CHARGE ?OH, YEAH, $10.
YOU GOT CHANGEFOR A 20 ?
I ONLY GOT SIX DOLLARSAND 12 CENTS.
OH, WELL, THAT'S OKAY.
HERE, JUST GIVE METHE SIX DOLLARS
AND THEN I'LLGIVE YOU THE 20.OKAY.
NOW, GIVE ME THE PUBES ANDI'LL GIVE YOU BACK TWO DOLLARS.
RIGHT.NOW, GIVE ME THE 12 CENTS
AND I'LL GIVE YOU THEREST OF YOUR CHANGE BACK.
AND THEN GIVE ME THE 20 ANDI'LL GIVE YOU THE PUBES.
UH-- AH, GODAMMIT !
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.
Cartman begs for his money back.x CLOSE
Scott humiliates Cartman by showing a video of Cartman doing the piggy dance.x CLOSE
Cartman serves Scott chili made of his parents' remains.x CLOSE
Cartman brags about having pubic hair.x CLOSE
Scott Tenorman refuses to refund Cartman.x CLOSE
Cartman poses as an IRS agent to try and get his money back.x CLOSE
Cartman is unable to purchase a movie ticket with Scott Tenorman's pubes.x CLOSE
Cartman travels to Fort Collins to attend a fictitious pube fair.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to convince the boys and their friends to help him.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to train a pony to bite off Scott Tenorman's wiener.x CLOSE