WHAT THE HELL YOU SOHAPPY ABOUT, FAT-ASS ?

OH, NOTHING,NO BIG DEAL, REALLY.

WHAT'S NO BIG DEAL ?

WELL, GUYS, IT SEEMS THATI AM THE FIRST ONE OF US

TO REACH MANHOODAFTER ALL.

WHAT THE HELL AREYOU TALKING ABOUT ?

WELL, BECAUSEUNLIKE YOU GUYS,

I JUST GOTMY FIRST PUBES.

♪ YA DA DA DAYA DA DA DEE ♪

YOU GOT PUBES ?WHAT'S PUBES ?

PUBIC HAIR, HE'S SAYINGHE GOT HIS FIRST PUBIC HAIR.

OH...NO, YOU DIDN'T !

OH, YES, I DID.I'M BECOMING A MAN.

HE'S LYING.

YOU WANNA SEE 'EM ?HELL, NO !

HERE, CHECK 'EM OUT.

WE DON'T WANNASEE THEM, CARTMAN !

THERE, SEE ?

HOW DO YOU LIKETHEM APPLES ?

HA !

WHAT ARE THOSE ?MY PUBES.

WHAT ?

I GOT 'EM FROMSCOTT TENORMAN.

SCOTT TENORMAN--THE NINTH GRADER ?

YEP, HE LET ME HAVE 'EMFOR JUST 10 BUCKS.

HA, HA, HA !

♪ I GOT PUBESBEFORE YOU GUYS DID ♪

♪ I GOT PUBES BEFOREYOU GUYS ♪

♪ HA, HA, HA, HA,HA, HA ♪

CARTMAN, YOU ARE SO GODDAMNSTUPID, IT'S UNBELIEVABLE.

AH, HA,DON'T BE JEALOUS, GUYS.

THIS DOESN'T MEANWE CAN'T STILL HANG OUT.

IT JUST MEANS THAT IMATURED FASTER THAN YOU.

YOU'LL GET YOURPUBES, GUYS, SOMEDAY.

CARTMAN, YOU DON'T BUY PUBES,YOU GROW THEM YOURSELF.

WH-WHAT ?

WHEN YOU GETOLD ENOUGH,

YOU GROW YOUR OWN PUBIC HAIRTHAT'S ATTACHED TO YOU,

YOU ( bleeping ) DUMB-ASS !

NAH-AH.YEAH-HUH.

BUT THEN WHY WOULDSCOTT TENORMAN SELL MEHIS PUBES FOR $10 ?

BECAUSE, RETARD,

YOU'RE DUMB ENOUGH TO BUYSCOTT TENORMAN'S PUBES FOR $10.

YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE PUBESARE WORTH NOTHING ?

YEAH.

I'M GONNA GET THATSON OF A BITCH.