is officiallysick of Christmas !
In an SPC poll, 38% saidthey were fed up andtired of the holiday.
5% said they wereindifferent to it.
And a whopping 57%
said they would kick Bon Jovisquare in the balls
if given the opportunity.
Well, i think peopleare just fed up withthe crowded shopping
and thecredit card bills.
I think that the holidayjust has become a joke.
Y'know, it's just that a lot ofpeople don't really believe
in the whole "Jesus" thinganymore, y'know.
So what's to celebrate ?
Oh yeah, right in theballs, man,
right squarein the balls.
Well, the holiday spiritmay be gone from South Park,
but at least our faithin each other remains strong.
( whispering )
Oh, really ?
DUDE, CHANGE THE CHANNEL,THIS IS TOO DEPRESSING.
Good grief, we need aChristmas tree for our play.
OH JESUS, NOTTHIS THING AGAIN.
HOW COME EVERYONE IN CARTOONSHAS SUCH BIG HEADS ?
All right, everyone, we've gotto get on with our play.
JESUS, THIS SUCKS !
ALL THEY KEEP DOINGIS DANCING AROUND.
YEAH, THIS THING REALLY FALLSAPART IN THE SECOND ACT.
AND WHY IS IT-- THAT ON"CHARLIE BROWN" CARTOONS--
EVERYONE TALKS--LIKE THIS ?
MY MOM COULD MAKE A BETTERCHRISTMAS SPECIAL THAN THIS.
HEY, THAT'S IT !
OH MY GOD,THAT'S TOTALLY IT !
IT'S SO SIMPLE.WHAT, DUDE ?
WE CAN GET EVERYONE BACKINTO THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT
BY MAKING OUR VERY OWNANIMATED CHRISTMAS SPECIAL
AND SHOWING ITTO EVERYBODY IN TOWN.
WE DON'T KNOW ANYTHINGABOUT ANIMATION.
HOW HARD CAN IT BE ?LOOK AT IT ?
HEY, YEAH !
WE CAN MAKE A LITTLEANIMATED SANTA CLAUSAND JESUS.
AND IT CAN STAR USINSTEAD OF THESE LITTLEROUND-HEADED GUYS.
HELL YEAH, AWESOME !
YEAH, AND WE CAN CALL IT..."THE SPIRIT OF CHRISTMAS."
Right Square In The Balls
The boys come up with an idea to create their own animated Christmas special.