HELLO, MR. AND MRS. COTNER,WON'T YOU COME IN, PLEASE ?
MR. AND MRS. COTNER,AS THE MAYOR OF SMILEY TOWN,
I WOULD LIKE TO ASK YOUA FEW QUESTIONS.
YOU'RE THE MAYOR ?
WHAT THE HELL ISGOING ON HERE ?
WHERE AREALL YOUR PARENTS ?
( whispers )
AH, YOU MEANTHE BIRTH-GIVERS.
THEY'RE NOT AROUND.
NO PARENTSIN THE ENTIRE TOWN ?
WHAT HAPPENED TO THEM ?
OKAY, SEE, I'M THE MAYOROF SMILEY TOWN
AND SO I WILL ASKTHE QUESTIONS AROUND HERE.
LOOK, JUST POINT US TOA PHONE, KID, ALL RIGHT ?
HEH-HEH, I'M AFRAIDYOU'LL FIND ALL THE PHONES...
QUITE OUT OF SERVICE.
NO PHONES EITHER ?
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BUTTERS, I NEED AN E.T.A.ON THE CAR, STAT.
ALL RIGHT, WE'VE HADJUST ABOUT ENOUGH HERE.
THAT'S THE MOST RIDICULOUSTHING I'VE EVER SEEN !
I DON'T CARE WHAT LITTLE GAMESYOU KIDS WANNA PLAY,
WE JUST WANTOUT OF HERE, ALL RIGHT ?
( Butters )IT'S GONNA BEABOUT THREE DAYS.
SO, IT APPEARSTHAT YOU NEED ME.
WHICH IS GOOD, BECAUSE,I NEED YOU TOO.
I'VE GOT THE JOB INTERVIEWOF MY LIFE IN BRECKENRIDGE.
JUST TELL ME HOW TO GETA PHONE OR A CAR !
YOU SONS OF BITCHES !
YOU SEE WHAT WE'REDEALING WITH HERE ?
TONIGHT IS "CAROUSEL",
AND THEY WILL TRY TOKILL ONE OF US.
YOU TWO SEEM TO HAVE THE UNCANNYABILITY TO CROSS THE WHITE LINE.
IF YOU HELP US,WE'LL GET YOU WHAT YOU NEED.
Cartman is the mayor of Smiley Town.
The town of South Park is divided into two cities.x CLOSE
Stan tells the story of how Treasure Cove came to be.x CLOSE
The children decide they're ready to get their parents back.x CLOSE
Kyle tries to find a way to get his parents to let him go to a concert.x CLOSE
Kyle did everything they asked, but his parents still won't let him go to the concert.x CLOSE
Kyle plans to have his parents arrested on molestation charges.x CLOSE
The police come for Mr. and Mrs. Broflovski.x CLOSE
The children of South Park call the police on all the adults.x CLOSE
Every adult in South Park has either been arrested or moved.x CLOSE
Cartman is the mayor of Smiley Town.x CLOSE