ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT.( angry gobbling )
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT !
DUDE, WE NEED YOURTURKEY FOR OUR PLAY !
SHE'S NOT COMING OUT,SHE'S VERY UPSET.
SHE'S POOPEDALL OVER THE ROOM.
I KNOW, I KNOW,BUT LISTEN.
LET ME TRY TO EXPLAINTHE POSITION I'M IN HERE.
THE RETARDED TURKEYBELONGS TO OUR FRIEND TIMMY,
AND TIMMY ISTHE ONLY PERSON WHO KNOWSTHE PART OF HELEN KELLER.
SO TELL ME WHAT I CAN DO HERETO MAKE EVERYBODY HAPPY.
KILL THE OTHER TURKEY.
I CAN'T, DUDE,TIMMY HAS A BONER FOR IT.
WELL, IT COULDMEET WITH AN...
UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT ?
YOU MEAN LIKE GEENA DAVISGETTING HER OWN T.V. SHOW ?
HA HA HA-- OH...
IT'S VERY SIMPLE.
EITHER THAT TURKEY MEETS WITHAN UNFORTUNATE ACCIDENT,
OR YOU DON'T HAVEA FEAT-PERFORMING TURKEY
FOR YOUR HELEN KELLERTHANKSGIVING MUSICAL !
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,JUST GET YOUR TURKEY
TO STOP CRAPPING ALL OVERTHE DRESSING ROOM ANDCOME OUT FOR REHEARSAL.
I'LL TAKE CAREOF EVERYTHING.
Gobbles is going to have to have an accident for the sake of the show.
Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.x CLOSE
Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.x CLOSE
Timmy and Gobbles are reunited.x CLOSE
Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.x CLOSE
Timmy and Kyle pick out a messed up turkey for the play.x CLOSE
Timmy finds a new best friend in Gobbles the turkey.x CLOSE
The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.x CLOSE
Gobbles is going to have to have an accident for the sake of the show.x CLOSE
The kindergarteners have special effects.x CLOSE
Timmy is persuaded to set Gobbles free to save him from torture.x CLOSE