AND HER FIGHT AGAINSTDEPRESSION.
OUR PLAY BEGINS INA SIMPLER TIME.
ALABAMA,IN THE LATE 1800s...
( all together )♪ 1800s
♪ WHAT A GREATPLACE IN TIME ♪
♪ WE'RE SO HAPPY THATWE LIVE IN 1800s ALABAMA ♪
♪ 'CAUSE IT'S SUNNY ANDTHERE IS NO CRIME ♪
NOW TO THE REFRAIN !
♪ AND IN OUR LITTLE TOWNOF 1800s ALABAMA ♪
♪ THERE'S A FAMILYBY THE NAME OF KELLER ♪
♪ THEIR DAUGHTER'S DEAF AND MUTEAND BLIND AS A BAT ♪
♪ AND HER PARENTSCAN'T EVEN TELL HER ♪
EXCUSE ME, I AM LAMONDE,THE ANIMAL TRAINER.
OH COOL,HE'S HERE !
AWESOME, DO YOU HAVE A TURKEYTHAT CAN DO TRICKS ?!
AHP, AHP, DO NOTCALL THEM "TRICKS".
SHE'S A VERYSENSITIVE TURKEY,
AND SHE PERFORMS"FEATS" NOT "TRICKS".
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,MAY I PRESENT THE MOSTBEAUTIFUL BIRD IN AMERICA.
FOUR-TIME PRIZE WINNER ATTHE NATIONAL WESTERN STOCK SHOW
AND REIGNING POSTER CHILDOF TURKEYLOVERS.COM.
I GIVE YOU...ALINICIA !
OOOH !WOW !WHOA !
HER FEATHERSARE BEAUTIFUL !
THAT'S THE PRETTIESTTURKEY I EVER SAW.
OF COURSE SHE IS.
( snooty gobble )
OKAY, NOW WE CAN REALLYGET THIS THING UNDERWAY !
PLACES, EVERYBODY,WHERE THE HELL IS TIMMY ?
( gobble )
WHAT IS THAT ?
UH, THAT'S GOBBLES, THEPHYSICALLY CHALLENGED TURKEY.
TIMMY, WE ALREADYGOT A TURKEY.
Captioning provided by COMEDY CENTRALYEAH, AND IT'S
NO, TIMMY,THE HANDICAPPED TURKEYDOES NOT GO IN OUR PLAY !
DUDE, DON'T FORGET,TIMMY'S THE ONLY KIDWHO CAN PLAY HELEN KELLER.
DON'T PISS HIM OFF.
THAT'S RIGHT, ONLY TIMMYKNOWS THE PART.
OH, JESUS,OKAY, FINE !
HELEN KELLER CANHAVE TWO PET TURKEYS !
( indignant gobbling )
MY TURKEY DOES NOT WORKWITH OTHER TURKEYS !
OH, GODDAMMIT,NOW WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO ?
Alinicia, the Broadway Turkey
The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.x CLOSE
Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.x CLOSE
Timmy and Gobbles are reunited.x CLOSE
Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.x CLOSE
Timmy and Kyle pick out a messed up turkey for the play.x CLOSE
Timmy finds a new best friend in Gobbles the turkey.x CLOSE
The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.x CLOSE
Gobbles is going to have to have an accident for the sake of the show.x CLOSE
The kindergarteners have special effects.x CLOSE
Timmy is persuaded to set Gobbles free to save him from torture.x CLOSE