A SMART ONE THATCAN DO TRICKS !
WELL, I AIN'T GOT A WHOLELOT LEFT, IT BEING ALMOSTTHANKSGIVING AND ALL.
BUT GO AHEAD,JUST PICK ONE OUT.
( gobbling )
OH, THAT ONE'SA LITTLE MESSED UP.
NOT EXACTLY THE PICKOF THE LITTER.
UH, TIMMY, IF WE GO BACK TOOTHER KIDS WITH THAT TURKEY,
THEY'RE GONNA BE PISSED.
YEAH, BEST YOU NOTTAKE THAT ONE.
I WAS JUST ABOUT TO TAKE ITOUT IN THE YARD AND PUTA BULLET IN ITS HEAD.
WHAT, AW, DUDE,DON'T SAY THAT !
TIMMY, TIMMY !
ALRIGHT, WE'LL TAKE HIM,HOW MUCH ?FIFTY BUCKS.
BUT YOU WERE JUST GONNATAKE IT IN THE BACKYARD ANDPUT A BULLET IN ITS HEAD !
I KNOW, NOW I GOTTA FINDSOMETHING ELSE TO SHOOT !
GODDAMMIT, HERE !
ALRIGHT, TIMMY,LET'S GO.
I'VE GOT A ONE-LEGGED PIGIF YOU'D LIKE, TOO.
AW, BLOW ITOUT YOUR ASS !
Picking a Turkey
Timmy and Kyle pick out a messed up turkey for the play.
Geoffrey Maynard knows a trick-performing turkey that can replace Gobbles.x CLOSE
Gobbles survives near death yet again and Timmy figures out that LaMonde is a liar.x CLOSE
Timmy and Gobbles are reunited.x CLOSE
Cartman and the kids need to make their play better than the kindergarteners'.x CLOSE
Timmy and Kyle pick out a messed up turkey for the play.x CLOSE
Timmy finds a new best friend in Gobbles the turkey.x CLOSE
The Broadway turkey will not work with handicapped turkeys.x CLOSE
Gobbles is going to have to have an accident for the sake of the show.x CLOSE
The kindergarteners have special effects.x CLOSE
Timmy is persuaded to set Gobbles free to save him from torture.x CLOSE