( kids clamoring )
OKAY, SO THEN WHATWE NEED TO DO,
IS COUNT EVERYBODY'S VOTEBY HAND.
AND AFTER THAT, WE'RE GONNAGO OVER THE VOTES AGAINMANUALLY AND THEN--
OH STOP IT, STOP IT,STOP IT !!!
LOOK, KIDS, WE'RE ALL IN THISKINDERGARTEN CLASS TOGETHER.
WE HAVE TORESPECT ONE ANOTHER
OR ELSE WE'RE IN FORA TERRIBLE SCHOOL YEAR.
WE'RE JUST MAKING SURE
THAT THE KIDS WHO VOTED FORMY NEPHEW DON'T GET CHEATED.
HALF THE KIDS IN THE CLASSDIDN'T VOTE FOR YOUR NEPHEW !SO WHAT ABOUT THEM ?
YOU DON'T GIVE A CRAPABOUT THEM BECAUSETHEY'RE NOT ON YOUR SIDE !
PEOPLE LIKE YOU PREACHTOLERANCE AND OPEN-MINDEDNESSALL THE TIME,
BUT WHEN IT COMES TOMIDDLE AMERICA
YOU THINK WE'RE ALL EVILAND STUPID COUNTRY YOKELS
WHO NEED YOURPOLITICAL ENLIGHTENMENT !
WELL, JUST BECAUSE YOU'RE ON TVDOESN'T MEAN YOU KNOW CRAPABOUT THE GOVERNMENT !!
NOW GET YOUR ASSBACK ON FIRST CLASS
AND RESPECT THIS CLASS' RIGHTTO MAKE UP THEIR OWN MINDS !!
( gasps )
OH, SORRY, I GOT A LITTLEOFF THE SUBJECT THERE, KIDS.
HOW DARE YOU !
I WILL NOT BE PREACHED ATBY A COUNTRY BUMPKIN.
I'M LEAVING THIS PODUNK TOWN,BUT IN MY PLACE
I'M GONNA SEND MORE LAWYERS,STATESMEN AND PRESS
THAN YOU HAVEEVER SEEN !
OH, NO, CHILDREN, I THINK I JUSTMADE THIS A WHOLE LOT WORSE.
A Whole Lot Worse
Mr. Garrison pisses off Rosie O'Donnell.
Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.x CLOSE
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.x CLOSE
The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.x CLOSE
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.x CLOSE
Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.x CLOSE