( distorted robotic Cartman )WE ARE TRAPPER KEEPER.
OH NO, IT'S HEADING FORCHEYENNE MOUN-TAIN.
WHY IS THAT BAD ?
IT WAS WHEN THETRAPPER KEEPER ASSIMILATED
WITH THE SUPERCOMPUTERAT CHEYENNE MOUN-TAIN
THAT IT WAS ABLE TO FUSEINTO OUR DEFENSIVE COMPUTERS.
THEN WE HAVE TO STOP ITBEFORE IT GETS THERE.
STEP ON IT,BILL COSBY !
HEY MARK, LOOK.
WOW, THAT IS ABOUT THE NICESTTRAPPER KEEPER I'VE EVER SEEN.
CARTMAN,YOU HAVE TO STOP.
WE ARE TRAPPER KEEPER,WE ARE ONE.
A PART OF YOUR FRIEND MUSTSTILL BE ALIVE IN THERE.
( fart )
HE IS IN THERE.
THAT MUST BE WHAT TRAPPER KEEPERIS USING FOR VENTILATION.
IF ONE OF YOU COULDGET IN THERE, YOU COULDREACH THE C.P.U.
1, 2, 3, NOT IT.
NOT IT--AHH, DAMMIT.
( sputtering gas )
( heart beating )
( silence )
( Cartman, HAL-like )WHAT ARE YOUDOING, KYLE ?
I'M GOING TO TRYAND BREAK YOU AWAY FROMTHE COMPUTER, CARTMAN,
I NEED TO REMOVETHE C.P.U.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'TLET YOU DO THAT, KYLE.
SCREW YOU, FAT ASS !
HEY, SCREW YOU.
CARTMAN !AH !
Kyle gets inside Cartman.
Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.x CLOSE
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.x CLOSE
The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.x CLOSE
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.x CLOSE
Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.x CLOSE