GOOD MORNING, HU-MANS.HEY, BILL COSBY.
I HAVE SUCCESSFULLY DESTROYEDERIC CARTMAN'S TRAPPER KEEPER.
I BROKE IT APART,
DIPPED THE MOTHERBOARDS IN ACID,BURNT THE MEMORY CHIPS
AND SENT THE WIRINGTO THE FOUR CORNERS OF CANADA.THAT SHOULD DO IT.
SO WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DOWITH YOUR CRAPPY ROBOT LIFENOW, BILL COSBY ?
WELL, THAT IS A PROBLEMTHAT IS CAUSING ME SOMEDISCONCERN-MENT.
I AM STILL HERE,BUT I SHOULDN'T BE HERE.
IF TRAPPER KEEPERHAS BEEN STOPPED,THEN I SHOULD NOT EXIST,
BUT HERE I AM.
SOMETHING IS STILLNOT RIGHT.
CARTMAN, YOU STILL GOTA TRAPPER KEEPER !
YEAH, I'M A GENIUS.
LAST NIGHT I WENT HOMEAND TOLD MY MOM THATI LOST THE LAST ONE.
THEN I CRIED AND I CRIED,AND FINALLY SHE FELT SO BAD
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SO EVERYTHING WORKED OUT.
OH, NO !
CARTMAN, YOU DUMB ASS !YOU CAN'T GET A NEW ONE.
WHY THE HELL NOT ?
BECAUSE IF YOUR TRAPPER KEEPERTAKES OVER THE WORLD,
THEN MAYBE IT WAS THIS TRAPPERKEEPER AND NOT THE ONE BEFORE.
SO THEN YOU GUYS BURNTMY LAST ONE FOR NO REASON.
WE WILL HAVE TO DESTROYTHIS TRAPPER KEEPER.
BUT I DON'T THINK I CAN GETMY MOM TO BUY ME ANOTHER ONE.
DON'T YOU GET IT ?YOU CAN'T HAVE ANYTRAPPER KEEPERS, FAT ASS !
OH, THAT IS BULL CRAP !
AND YOU KNOWWHAT I THINK ?
I THINK THIS WHOLE THINGIS A SETUP !
THAT'S RIGHT, KYLE GOT THIS GUYTO SAY HE'S A ROBOTFROM THE FUTURE
JUST BECAUSE HE'S JEALOUSOF MY TRAPPER KEEPER.
AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE ?
SCREW YOU GUYS,I'M GOING HOME.
NO-- SCREW YOU GUYS.HOME.
WELL, THAT DOES IT.
HEY, WHAT ARE YOU DOING ?
I'M AFRAID I HAVENO OTHER CHOICE.
FOR THE SAKE OF HUMANITYI HAVE TO KILL HIM.
OH, OKAY.YEAH, THAT'S FINE.
NO, WAIT !WHAT ?
CAN I DO IT ?
OH WELL, I SUPPOSE.
SWEET-- KISS YOUR ASSGOOD-BYE, FAT BOY !
WAIT, PERHAPSTHERE IS ANOTHER WAY.
IF YOU COULD TAKE ME TOWHERE ERIC CARTMAN LIVES,
I COULD TRY REASONINGWITH HIS HUMAN MOTHER.
WELL, YEAH, OR WE COULDJUST KILL HIM.
YEAH, THAT'D BE FASTER.HE'S RIGHT THERE.
I'M AFRAID I CAN'T.
I THINK I'M ACTUALLYSTARTING TO FEEL WHAT YOUHUMANS CALL "COMPASSION".
IT IS ANAMAZING FEELING.
AH !AH !
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.x CLOSE
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.x CLOSE
The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.x CLOSE
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.x CLOSE
Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.x CLOSE