DUDE, WHAT'S YOUR LITTLEBROTHER DOING HERE ?
IKE IS STARTING HISFIRST DAY OF KINDERGARTEN.
BUT ISN'T HE ONLYTHREE YEARS OLD ?
YEAH, BUT HE'SSOME KIND OF GENIUS
SO HE'S GETTING ADVANCEDPLACEMENT IN KINDERGARTEN.
I POOPED MY PANTS.
BUT DUDE, CHECK OUTMY NEW TRAPPER KEEPER.
IT HAS FIVE DIFFERENTCOMPARTMENTS FOR EACHSUBJECT IN SCHOOL
AND IT'S ALL COVERED WITHPICTURES FROM "DAWSON'S CREEK".COOL !
HEY DUDES, CHECK OUTMY SWEET DAWSON'S CREEKTRAPPER KEEPER
YEAH, WELL, IT'S GOT 10DIFFERENT COMPARTMENTS FOREVERY SUBJECT IN SCHOOL,
FOUR PLASTIC BAGS WITHELECTRONIC ZIPPERS,COPY MACHINE, FAX,
A BETTER PICTUREOF DAWSON'S CREEK ONTHE BACK THAN KYLE'S.
FLAT SCREEN TV ANDOF COURSE, ONSTAR.
WOW, COOL.GODAMMIT, CARTMAN !
YOU ONLY GOT THAT BECAUSEYOU KNEW MY MOM WOULDN'TBUY IT FOR ME !
OH, BUT YOU HAVEA TRAPPER KEEP--
OH, YOU GOT THE LITTLE"CRAPPER KEEPER", DIDN'T YOU ?
WELL, AT LEAST YOUR STUPIDBROTHER GOT A BRIEFCASE.
HE'S GOING TO KINDERGARTENBECAUSE HE'S A GENIUS.
HE'S NOT A GENIUS,HE'S A LITTLE DOUCHE BAG.
I POOPED MY PANTS !
HE'S SMARTERTHAN YOU, FAT BOY !
I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW YOUMADE IT TO THE FOURTH GRADEAFTER ALL THE--
TRAPPER KEEPER, I NEED TODROWN OUT MY ANNOYING FRIEND,
PLEASE INITIATE MUSIC:COUNTRY, HIGH VOLUME.
( twangy country music )
NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUTYOUR TRAPPER KEEPER, CARTMAN !
MS. CRABTREE !
THERE'S ANOTHER CREEPYHOMELESS GUY ON THE BUS.
SIT DOWNAND SHUT UP !
BUT THEY SMELLLIKE PEE !
I AM NOTA HOMELESS PERSON.
I AM A NEWFOURTH-GRADE STUDENT.YOU ARE ?
YES, MY NAME IS BILL,BILL COSBY.
AREN'T YOU A LITTLE OLDTO BE IN GRADE SCHOOL ?
I WAS HELD BACK10 HU-MAN GRADES--
UNH-- I MEAN, GRADES.
DO YOU COMPANION FRIENDSKNOW ERIC CARTMAN ?
YEAH, THAT'S ME.
ERIC CARTMAN ?
AND YOU HAVE A DAWSON'S CREEKTRAPPER KEEPER FUTURA S-2000 ?
YEAH, YOU ALREADYKNOW ABOUT IT ?
YES, YES, I DO.
WELL, "NOBODY GIVES A CRAP ABOUTYOUR TRAPPER KEEPER, CARTMAN."
I'M GONNA SHOVE THAT THINGUP YOUR ASS !
DUDE, DO YOU REALLY CAREIF CARTMAN HAS SOMETHINGTHAT'S BETTER THAN YOURS ?
NO, I DON'T !I DON'T CARE !
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison gets acquainted with his new Kindergarten class.x CLOSE
The new kid pays Cartman 100 bucks to be his friend and steals his Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is potentially destructive to all mankind.x CLOSE
Cartman and the Trapper Keeper are successfully defeated.x CLOSE
Cartman's Trapper Keeper is cooler than Kyle's.x CLOSE
The class president elections are postponed until the absent kid returns.x CLOSE
Cartman can't face the fact that he must live without a Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie O'Donnell is on her way to sort out Kindergarten elections.x CLOSE
Kenny gets killed by the Trapper Keeper.x CLOSE
Rosie's gonna fix this election--her way.x CLOSE