GUYS, GUYS, GUYS !
LOOK, YOU BOTH CANSTOP FIGHTING NOW.
I'VE MADE A DECISION.
YOU HAVE ?
DON'T WANT TO BE WITHEITHER ONE OF YOU.
WHAT ?WHAT ?
SADDAM,YOU'RE AN ASSHOLE
AND YOU'LL NEVER BETHE FRIEND THAT I WANT.
AND CHRIS, WELL,YOU'RE A PUSSY
AND YOU'LL NEVER BETHE LOVER I WANT.
SO I'M JUST GONNA BEALONE FOR A WHILE ANDLEARN TO LIKE MYSELF.
SATAN, CAN WE GOFOR A WALK IN THE PARK ?
NO, I'M NOT GOINGON A WALK.
YOU'RE A PUSSY, CHRISAND YOU DRIVE ME CRAZY,GO AWAY.
YOU CAN'T LEAVE ME, SATAN,I WON'T LET YOU !
TODAY IS ANOTHER DAY
AND THAT'S ANOTHER DOLLARTHE LORD NEEDS FROM YOU-A !
SO COME ON UP ANDGIVE TO THE LORD-A !
ALRIGHT, KIDS,IT'S TIME TO GO !
IT'S TIME FORTHIS TO STOP.
SISTER ANNE ISA BLASPHEMAAA !
I KNOW YOU WON'TLISTEN TO ME.
THAT'S WHY I BROUGHTSOMEBODY ELSE.
WOW !OOHH !
KIDS, YOU ALL NEED TO STOPSPENDING ALL YOUR TIME HERE
AND GO BACK TO SCHOOL.
JESUS, EX-NAYON THE OOL-SKAY.
GOD DOESN'T WANT YOUTO SPEND ALL YOUR TIMEBEING AFRAID OF HELL
OR PRAISING HIS NAME.
GOD WANTS YOU TO SPENDYOUR TIME HELPING OTHERS
AND LIVING A GOOD,HAPPY LIFE.
THAT'S HOWYOU LIVE FOR HIM.
YES, BY DOING THAT...
AND PUTTING A DOLLARIN THE BOX-A !
LET'S GO ICE SKATING !
YAY !YAY !
WE CAN HELP TIMMY LEARNHOW TO ICE SKATE, TOO.
NO, COME BACK !
YOU FACEEVERLASTING DAMNATION !
NO, NO, I CAN'T BECHEATED OUT OF MYTEN MILLION DOLLARS AGAIN !
GOD DAMMIT !
SERVES YOU RIGHT,CARTMAN !
BUT, ERIC, I THINK THIS TIMEI HAVE TO TEACH YOU A LESSON.
I'M SENDING YOU SOMEWHERETO THINK ABOUT YOUR SINS !
YOU'RE GONNASEND ME TO HELL ?
NO, WORSE !
Eric, Eric !
OH CRAP !
Another Day Another Dollar
Jesus sends Cartman to Mexico.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE