IT WORKED, YOU GUYS,IT ACTUALLY WORKED !
WHAT WORKED ?
EVERYBODY BOUGHTTHE WHOLE ACT !
THEY'LL KEEP GIVING AND GIVINGUNTIL WE HAVE IT ALL !
WHAT ?WHAT ?
YOU'RE KEEPINGTHAT MONEY YOURSELF ?
OF COURSE, YOU GUYS,AND THEN WE CAN MAKE...
TEN MILLION DOLLARS !
LOOK, THE "TOOTH FAIRY"THING DIDN'T WORK,
THE "BOY BAND" THING DIDN'T LAST, SO I TRIEDTHIS ROUTE.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT,WAIT, WAIT.
YOU MEAN THAT THIS WHOLE THINGHAS JUST BEEN A WAY FOR YOU
TO MAKETEN MILLION DOLLARS ?
IT ALL CAME TO MEDAYS AGO,
WHEN WE WERE FIRSTIN SUNDAY SCHOOL.
BUT WHAT ABOUT GOINGTO HELL AND ALL THAT ?
DUDE, IF GOD ISALL-UNDERSTANDING.HE WOULDN'T SEND US TO HELL.
EVEN SISTER ANNETOLD ME THAT !
THEN WHY DIDN'TYOU TELL US ?
MY BRAIN IS OF A MUCHLARGER SIZE THAN YOU GUYS'.
I COULDN'T EXPECT YOUTO UNDERSTAND.
NOT UNTIL YOU ACTUALLY SAWTHE CASH FLOW.
THE ONLY THING OF YOURSTHAT'S LARGER IN SIZEIS YOUR BIG FAT ASS !
SUCK MY BALLS.
DUDE, I AM SODISILLUSIONED RIGHT NOW.
DIE, PUSSY !
Ten Million Dollars
Cartman's using the church to make money.
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE