AND I DON'T KNOWWHICH ONE TO PICK !
JESUS, WHAT THE HELLHAPPENED TO YOU ?
YOU GOT KICKED OUTTA HEREFOR BEING A HEADSTRONG REBEL.
AND NOW YOU'REA WHINY LITTLE BITCH.
I JUST DON'T KNOWWHICH ONE TO PICK !
NO, YOU'VE BECOME DEPENDENTON RELATIONSHIPS,
SO YOU HAVEN'T EVEN CONSIDERED THE OPTION
OF NOT BEING WITHEITHER OF THEM !
IF YOU'RE NOT SEXUALLYATTRACTED TO SOMEONE,
YOU'RE NOT EVERGOING TO BE.
BUT SADDAMISN'T RIGHT EITHER.
HE'S THE OTHER EXTREME.
YOU NEED TOSPEND TIME ALONE,
SO THAT YOU CAN FINDTHE BALANCE THE MIDDLE GROUND.
THAT'S WHAT I ALWAYS DO,BECAUSE I'M A BUDDHIST.
GOD, YOU'RE RIGHT.
YOU KNOW, I'VE HADSTEADY RELATIONSHIPS
FOR THE LASTTHOUSAND YEARS.
WHEN ONE ENDS,I JUST START ANOTHER ONE,
BUT I HAVEN'T TAKEN THE TIMETO BE SECURE WITH MYSELF.
HEY, THANKS, GOD.
I FORGOT HOW CLEARYOU MAKE THINGS SOMETIMES.
IT WAS NICETO SEE YOU AGAIN, SATAN.
WOULD YOU LIKE TO STAYFOR SOME COOKIES AND PUNCH ?
YES, WOULD YOU ?
UH, NO, I NEED TO BEGETTING BACK.
OH ALRIGHT THEN, BUT YOU'REGONNA MISS OUR BIG PLAY !
YES, WE'RE GOING TO DOA PLAY ABOUT HOW ALCOHOLCAN RUIN FAMILY LIFE.
WELL, SOUNDS GREAT,BUT I REALLY GOTTA GO.
WELL, HE SEEMEDLIKE A NICE FELLOW.
LET'S MAKE THINGSOUT OF EGG CARTONS !
OOH LET'S !GOOD IDEA !
♪ DOOT DOOT DOODOOT DOOT DOO ♪
God's a Buddhist
God gives Satan some clarity on his love life.
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE