KYLE, DO YOUBELIEVE IN GOD-A ?
DO YOU WANT TO BESAVED FROM HELL-A ?
THAT'S GOOD,BECAUSE RIGHT NOW
ALL THE JEWNESS ISCOMING OUT OF YOUR BODY,
BEING REPLACED BYTHE SPIRIT OF GOD-A !
BAP !OW !
PRAISE GOD,HOW DO YOU FEEL NOW ?
DO YOU FEEL THE LIGHT OF GODINSIDE OF YOU ?
UH, I THINK SO.
PRAISE THE LORD !
YAY !YAY !
♪ FOR HE IS LORD
♪ HE IS LORD
BRING UP THE NEXT PERSON !
THIS BOY HAS BEENCRIPPLED WITH SIN.
BUT I HEAR GOD SAYINGTHAT THIS BOY WILL WALK !
WE ARE GONNA SAVE YOU
AND YOU ARE GONNA WALKWITH THE LORD-A !
DEVIL BE GONE-A !
NOW WALK, TIMMY !
COME ON, TIMMY,GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR-A !
THE LORD WANTS YOUTO WALK, TIMMY !
WALK, TIMMY !
HE WALKS !
WOW !WOW !
YES, PRAISE THE LORD !
PRAISE THE LORD !PRAISE THE LORD !
AND NOW IT'S LIKE THERE'SONE GUY WHO'S HORRIBLE TO ME,
BUT I'M TOTALLYSEXUALLY ATTRACTED TO,
AND THEN ONE GUY WHO'SREALLY NICE TO ME,
BUT I'M NOT SEXUALLYATTRACTED TO AT ALL !
WOW, THAT REALLY SUCKS.
I'VE ASKEDEVERYBODY FOR ADVICE,
BUT NOBODY SEEMSTO KNOW THE ANSWER.
WELL, THERE'S ONE PERSONWHO I ALWAYS USED TO ASKWHEN I NEEDED ADVICE.
GOD ? I CAN'T DO THAT.
I HAVEN'T SPOKEN TO GODIN, LIKE, 5,000 YEARS.
WELL THEN,MAYBE IT'S TIME.
Crippled with Sin
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE