"NOT THAT WHICH GOETHINTO THE MOUTH DEFILETH A MAN,
BUT THAT WHICH COME OUTOF THE MOUTH DEFILETH A MAN."
THAT'S A GOOD ONE,CLYDE FROG, INTERESTING.
LOOK, ERIC, SISTER ANNEHAS COME TO VISIT YOU.
YEA, IT IS NICETO SEE YOU, SISTER,
BUT I MUST PREPAREFOR MY NEXT SERMON.
ERIC, YOU NEED TO STOPWHAT YOU'RE DOING.
YOU NEED TO TELL ALL THE KIDSTO GO BACK TO SCHOOL
AND BACK TO THEIRNORMAL LIVES.
SISTER, HAVE YOU READTHIS BOOK ?
YES, ERIC, A LOT MORETHAN YOU HAVE.
THEN YOU KNOW WHAT IT SAYSHAPPENS TO THOSE THAT DON'TFOLLOW THE LORD-A.
ERIC, THE LORD DOESN'T JUSTSEND EVERYBODY TO HELL.
THAT WOULDN'T MAKE SENSE.
HE WANTS PEOPLETO LIVE THEIR LIVES.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT WHATTHE BIBLE SAYS ISN'T TRUE ?
WE'VE GOT JEWSAND PERVERTS AND BULLIES
AND ALL KINDS OF SINNERSIN THIS TOWN, SISTER ANNE-A.
AND WITHOUT THE PRIEST, WE'VEDECIDED TO SAVE OURSELVES.
THE ONLY ONES THE KIDSCAN TRUST NOW ARE ME AND JESUS !
WAIT A MINUTE,THAT'S IT !
And I am going to saveall of you right now !
I am going toheal your sins !
Me and Jesus
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Park
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE