WELL, HERE GOES...
YOU...WERE OUT ALL NIGHT.
YEAH, I JUST...
SPENT THE NIGHT WALKINGAROUND THE MARINA.
SATAN, YOU KNOW YOU'RENOT A VERY GOOD LIAR.
YOU WENT AND SAW SADDAM,DIDN'T YOU ?
I STILL FEEL SECUREAND SAFE WITH YOU.
OH, NO !
WHAT, WHAT'S WRONG ?I SAID IT'S OKAY.
I KNOW !
WELL, WHAT MOREDO YOU WANT FROM ME ?
WELL, COULD YOU NOT BESUCH A PUSSY ABOUT IT ?
I MEAN,CAN'T YOU JUST SAY
"IF YOU EVER SEE SADDAM AGAINI'LL BREAK YOUR LEGS"
OR "I'M GONNA GO KICKSADDAM'S ASS" OR SOMETHING ?
SATAN, I'M A 90s MAN.
I CRY WHEN I NEED TO,I SHARE MY FEELINGS
AND I KEEP MY MIND OPENABOUT EVERYTHING.
JUST GIVE ME SOME BOUNDARIES,BE JEALOUS !
GO THROW A FOOTBALL AROUND,FOR CHRIST'S SAKE !
NOW YOU'RE STARTINGTO HURT MY FEELINGS.
I'M SORRY, CHRIS.
IT'S NOT YOU,REALLY, IT'S ME.
YOU'RE THE BEST THINGTHAT'S EVER HAPPENED TO ME
AND FOR SOME REASON,I CAN'T JUST ACCEPT THAT.
DIE, PUSSY !AAHGHGH !
SADDAM WHAT THE HELLARE YOU DOING ?
THERE, I GOT RID OFTHE PROBLEM FOR YOU !
NOW THERE'S NO CONFLICT !
NO, NOT LIKE THIS !
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.
Cartman and his followers won't go to school.x CLOSE
Cartman cannot be distracted from completing his church.x CLOSE
God wants the children to give Cartman money.x CLOSE
Satan sleeps with Saddam.x CLOSE
Saddam kills Chris so he can be with Satan.x CLOSE
Cartman describes Kenny's Hell at church.x CLOSE
Chris is back in Satan's life. Forever.x CLOSE
Cartman and Jesus can't be stopped from saving South Parkx CLOSE
Chris and Saddam try to get along but end up killing each other instead.x CLOSE
Cartman tries to save all the kids in church.x CLOSE