NO, I CAN'T.
WHAT AM I DOING ?
I KNOW THIS ISTHE WRONG THING TO DO.
I COULD LOSE CHRIS .
I CAN'T DO THIS,I CAN'T DO THIS !
WE HAVE REPEATEDLY BROKENGOD'S COMMANDMENTS-A !
WE HAVE LIVED OUR LIVESFOR OURSELVES-A,
TOTALLY IGNORINGTHE LORD-A !
"IF THY HAND OFFEND THEE,CUT IT OFF:
IT IS MUCH BETTERFOR THEE--
OH, WHAT THE HELLARE THEY DOING NOW ?
OH NO !
INTO THE FIRE THAT WILLNEVER BE QUENCHED !"
PAMPHLET ?PAMPHLET ?
THERE IS ONLY ONE ANSWER !
AS KIDS WE MUST ABANDONTHIS TOWN OF SINAND START ANEW !
I DON'T WANT TOGO TO HELL.
IT WILL BE A LONG ROAD,
BUT AT THE END OF THAT ROADIS SALVATION !
AND I AM GOING TOLEAD YOU THERE !
Kids Against Hell
Cartman decides to lead the people to salvation.
It's Luau Sunday in Hell.x CLOSE
Saddam wants Satan back.x CLOSE
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.x CLOSE
Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.x CLOSE
Satan tells Chris that Saddam is back.x CLOSE
The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.x CLOSE
Satan weighs the pros and cons of Chris and Saddam.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.x CLOSE
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.x CLOSE
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.x CLOSE