OH NO,IT'S LOCKED !
WHAT, NO, IT CAN'T BE LOCKEDWE HAVE TO CONFESS !
WE HAVE TO CONFESS OUR SINSBEFORE WE DIE !
HEY, THERE'S A WINDOWIN THE BACK THAT'SUSUALLY OPEN !
THE CONFESSION BOXIS OVER THERE !
I'M FIRST, I'M FIRST !
OH, SON OF A BITCH !
UH, KIDS, UH...
YOU'RE A SINNER !
YOU'RE DOING UNNATURAL THINGSIN THE HOUSE OF GOD !
OH FORGIVE ME,HEAVENLY FATHER !
I HAVE SINNEDAGAINST YOU !
OH, THIS GUY IS SO GONNA BURN !
MRS. DONOVAN ISA TEMPTRESS FROM HELL !
DUDE, IF THIS GUY'S GOINGTO HELL, WHO'S GONNA SAVE US ?
WELL, IT LOOKS LIKE WE'REGONNA HAVE TO SAVE TIMMY, KYLE
AND EVERYONE ELSE IN THIS TOWNFROM THE ANGRY HAND OF GODOURSELVES !
OH THE PAIN !
Temptress From Hell
Priest Maxi is a sinner and the boys will have to save themselves.
It's Luau Sunday in Hell.x CLOSE
Saddam wants Satan back.x CLOSE
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.x CLOSE
Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.x CLOSE
Satan tells Chris that Saddam is back.x CLOSE
The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.x CLOSE
Satan weighs the pros and cons of Chris and Saddam.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.x CLOSE
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.x CLOSE
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.x CLOSE