BUT ALL THAT GINGERMADE ME TIRED !
YEAH, I GUESS I SHOULDBE GETTING BACK.
GOOD,I'LL SHOW YOU OUT.
NICE TO MEET YOU, SADDAM,HAVE A SAFE WALK BACK !
YEAH, THANKS FOR THE WHEATGRASSAND TWIGS AND STUFF !
SATAN, THAT GUYIS A PUSSY !
HE'S STABLE SADDAM !
YEAH, THAT'S WHAT I SAID,HE'S A PUSSY !
HAVING STABILITY IN YOUR LIFEIS A GREAT THING,YOU SHOULD TRY IT !
FOR SOME PEOPLE, MAYBE,BUT YOU LIKE EXCITEMENT.
I KNOW YOU, SATAN.
I'M VERY HAPPYWITH MY LIFE NOW.
I'M AT THE BARGAIN HOTELON MALA VISTA, ROOM 16.
NO, SADDAM,I WON'T BE NEEDING THIS.
I KNOW YOU WON'T, BUT JUSTKEEP IT JUST IN CASE.
IT WAS GOOD SEEING YOUAGAIN, SATAN, GOODNIGHT.
GOODNIGHT, PUSSY,I MEAN, CHRIS !
Hello, Your Excellency.
THIS IS SISTER ANNE,THE BLEEDING EYES OF JESUS,
CALLING FROMTHE UNITED STATES.
YES, I UNDERSTAND YOU WISHTO SPEAK-A WITH THE POPE.
YES, THE PRIEST HERE HAS BEENTELLING THE CHILDREN
SOME PRETTYRADICAL THINGS,
AND I JUST WANTED TO SEEWHAT THE CHURCH THINKS
ABOUT JEWS ANDTHE MENTALLY HANDICAPPED.
YES, WELL, THE POPE IS HERE,BUT PLEASE KEEP IT BRIEF,
HE IS-A VERY OLD-A.
HELLO, HIS HOLINESS.
I WANT TO ASK YOU ABOUT PEOPLEWITH MENTAL DISABILITIES.
DO MENTALLY CHALLENGED PEOPLEGO TO HELL ?
( mumbling )...HUH ?
THE PRIEST HERE SAID THATPEOPLE WITH MENTAL HANDICAPSMIGHT END UP IN HELL,
IS THAT TRUE ?
COME ON, THIS STUPID LIGHTWON'T CHANGE.
COME ON, HURRY UP !
HEY, WHAT AREYOU GUYS DOING ?
WE'RE GOING TO CHURCH,WE SINNED AND SO WE HAVETO CONFESS AGAIN !
US, TOO, WE SAW A PICTUREOF A NAKED LADY.
WE COULD SEEHER WHOLE BEAVER !
YEAH, IF WE DIED RIGHT NOW,WE'D HAVE UNCLEAN SOULSAND WE'D BURN IN HELL !
WELL COME ON,LET'S GO !
OH MY GOD !THEY KILLED KENNY !
HE HAD SINS THATHE DIDN'T CONFESS !
AND HE NEVERTOOK COMMUNION !
WE GOTTA GET TO THAT CHURCHBEFORE WE DIE !
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
It's Luau Sunday in Hell.x CLOSE
Saddam wants Satan back.x CLOSE
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.x CLOSE
Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.x CLOSE
Satan tells Chris that Saddam is back.x CLOSE
The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.x CLOSE
Satan weighs the pros and cons of Chris and Saddam.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.x CLOSE
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.x CLOSE
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.x CLOSE