FATHER, THE CHILDREN ASKED MEABOUT THEIR HANDICAPPED FRIEND.
I WANT TO EXPLAIN TO THEMTHAT HE'S FINE.
WELL, HAS YOUR FRIEND EVERCONFESSED OR BEEN BAPTIZED ?
I DON'T THINK SO.
THEN HELL AWAITS HIM.
FATHER, THESE BOYS AREREALLY WORRIED BECAUSETHEY THINK THEY HAVE TO-
THEY SHOULD BE WORRIED.
BOYS, IT IS YOUR CHRISTIAN DUTY TO SAVETHE SOULS OF YOUR FRIENDS.
MR. FATHER !
WE HAVE TOASK YOU SOMETHING !
OH, YOU'RE THE LITTLEJEWISH BOY, RIGHT ?
YEAH, IF WE'RE JEWISH,ARE WE GONNA GO TO HELL ?
WELL, YOUNG MAN,YOU CAN REST ASSURED
THAT ACCORDING TOMATTHEW 25,
WHEN YOU DIE, YOU WILLSTAND BEFORE GOD AND HE WILL SAY
"DEPART FROM ME, YE CURSED,INTO THE ETERNAL FIRE
PREPARED FOR THE DEVILAND HIS ANGELS."
YES, AS A JEW, YOUR HOMEWILL BE THE LAKE OF FIRE.
OH NO !
I HOPE TO SEE ALL OF YOUIN CHURCH THIS SUNDAY !
WE WILL BE !WE WILL BE !
FATHER, I DON'T KNOW IFI AGREE FULLY WITH WHATYOU'RE SAYING.
I THINK THAT AS LONG ASJEWISH PEOPLE ARE GOOD,
THEY WILLGET INTO HEAVEN.
SISTER, THE JEWSCRUCIFIED OUR SAVIOR.
I'M MEAN, IF YOU DON'T GOTO HELL FOR CRUCIFYING A SAVIOR,
THEN WHAT THE HELL DO YOU GO TO HELL FOR ?
STAN, YOU'VE GOTTO HELP US BECOMEGOOD CHRISTIANS, PLEASE !
ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT, ALRIGHT,YOU HEARD THE PRIEST,
THE FIRST THING WE HAVE TO DOIS GET YOU GUYS ALL BAPTIZED,COME ON !
OKAY, YOU BETTER BAPTIZEKYLE SOME MORE.
HALLELUJAH,WASH AWAY THE SIN !AGH !
TURN AROUND SO I CANCLEAN OUT YOUR ASS !
CARTMAN !WHAT ?
DUDE, YOU SAID "ASS",THAT'S A SIN !
OH, NOW YOU'VESAID IT TOO !
OH, SH--, AGH !F---, whoops !
OH, DUDE, WE GOTTA GET BACK TOTHE CHURCH AND CONFESS AGAIN !
BUT WHAT ABOUT THEM ?UH, OH, I KNOW !
WE CAN USE"WACKY WATER WEASEL" !
OKAY, COME ON !
WELL, I DON'T KNOWABOUT YOU GUYS,
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
It's Luau Sunday in Hell.x CLOSE
Saddam wants Satan back.x CLOSE
Kyle takes Ike to eat crackers and confess so they won't burn in hell.x CLOSE
Sister Anne explains why Christians eat Jesus.x CLOSE
Satan tells Chris that Saddam is back.x CLOSE
The boys are worried that Timmy might go to Hell.x CLOSE
Satan weighs the pros and cons of Chris and Saddam.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi wrings Cartman's neck during his confession.x CLOSE
Timmy, Ike and Kyle get baptized.x CLOSE
If the boys don't confess soon, they're doomed.x CLOSE