I WOULD LIKE TOTHANK YOU FOR CHOOSING"HAREQUIN ROMANCE".
YEAH, YEAH, YEAH,SO DID YOU READ THE BOOK ?
YES, MR. GARRISON,WE DID READ YOUR BOOK.
WELL, WHAT DID YOU THINK ?
WELL, FRANKLY,MR. GARRISON,
WE DON'T KNOW IF THE"HAREQUIN ROMANCE" LABELIS APPROPRIATE FOR YOU.
OH, WHY NOT ?
ARE YOU AWARE THAT THE WORD"PENIS" OCCURS 6,083 TIMESIN YOUR NOVEL ?
WELL, I'M SURE THERE'SLOTS OF NAUGHTY WORDS,IT IS A ROMANCE NOVEL.
NO, I DON'T THINK THAT THIS BOOK REALLY QUALIFIESAS A "ROMANCE" NOVEL.
NO, THIS IS WHAT WE INTHE BOOK PUBLISHING BUSINESSLIKE TO CALL...
REALLY, REALLY GAY.
WHAT THE HELL ARE YOUTALKING ABOUT ?
IT'S JUST THAT THE FOCUSSEEMS TO BE ON THE MALE ORGAN.
WELL, I THOUGHT IT WAS MOSTLYWOMEN THAT READ THESE THINGS.
WELL, WOMEN WANT TO READABOUT "DING-DONGS".
YOU THINK WOMEN CARE ABOUTTHE DETAILS OF FEMALE ANATOMY.
HELL NO !
WOMEN WANT TO READ ABOUTBIG, POWERFUL SCHLONGS !
LOOK, I'VE SEEN WOMENREAD THESE THINGS.
THEY SKIM ALONG, SKIM ALONGUNTIL THEY GET TO THE PARTABOUT THE PENIS,
THAT'S WHAT THEY WANT, SO THAT'S WHAT I'M GIVING THEM !
THERE'S NOTHING MOREI CAN DO, KENNY.
Gay Really Really Gay
Mr. Garrison has some trouble getting his novel published.
Kyle's Mom agrees to take Kyle to a real doctor.x CLOSE
No one will listen to Stan's cries for help.x CLOSE
The class gets a substitute teacher.x CLOSE
The school board asks Mr. Garrison to take a brief hiatus from teaching.x CLOSE
Mrs. Broflovski considers holistic medicine for Kyle.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison decides to write a romance novel.x CLOSE
Stan is skeptical about herbal remedies.x CLOSE
Mr. Garrison hits some writer's block.x CLOSE
Miss Information says Kyle's getting better, but Stan's not so sure.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant from Cartman.x CLOSE