YEAH, YOU'RE ERIC ?YEAH !

I BROUGHT YOUSOME CANDY.WOW, COOL !

AND SOME BOOKSON KAMA SUTRA.

NEATO, HAVINGOLDER FRIENDSKICKS ASS !

YOU SEE I'VE REALLYBEEN HAVING A TOUGH TIME,

I'VE KIND OF MATURED FASTERTHAN MY OTHER FRIENDS,

WE DON'T REALLYRELATE ANYMORE AND --

UH, ALL MY FRIENDS SEEMSO CHILDISH NOW, YOU KNOW.

DO YOU LIKE HAVINGYOUR BACK RUBBED ?

YEAH, THAT SEEMSREALLY NICE, THANKS.

HOLD IT RIGHTTHERE, SCUM BAG !

HUH ?

WE MONITORED YOUR LITTLE"ON-LINE CHAT",

NOW YOU'RECOMING WITH US.NO !

WHAT THE HELLJUST HAPPENED ?

( moaning )