AND NOW WE COME TO THE FINAL ACTOF THE DICKENS' CLASSIC TALE
IN WHICH THE STAGE IS SETFOR AN EPIC SHOWDOWN.
MISS HAVESHAM'S ROBOT MONKEYSPROVE A FORMIDABLE FOE, BUT,
PIP IS NOT ABOUT TO LETESTELLA'S SOUL
BE FOREVER CONSUMEDBY THE GENESIS DEVICE.
AND NOW THE THRILLING CONCLUSIONOF "GREAT EXPECTATIONS" !
( thunder )
ARE YOU READY, ESTELLA ?
ARE YOU READYTO COMPLETE THE CYCLE ?
NOT SO FAST,YOU UGLY ANCIENT BITCH !
YOUR MAN-HATING DAYSARE OVER, HAVESHAM !
QUITE THE CONTRARY,BLACKSMITH,
( classical music )
DEAR GOD, PIP, LOOK !
ESTELLA, HELP ME,I'M YOUR BOYFRIEND !
SO AM I.AND ME.
WE WERE ALLESTELLA'S BOYFRIENDSAT ONE TIME OR ANOTHER.
NOW, WE'RE DOOMED.
YES, CRY AWAY, MALES.
ONCE YOUR TEARS HAVE COLLECTEDINTO THE GENESIS DEVICE,
THE FUSION OF ESTELLA AND MEWILL BE COMPLETE.
YOU WON'T GET AWAYWITH THIS !
WON'T I ?
( monkeys howling )
LET THETRANSFORMATION BEGIN.
PIP, SHE STARTEDTHE DEVICE !
( all sobbing )
POCKET, GET OVER THEREAND DO WHATEVER IT TAKES
TO KEEP THOSE BLOKESFROM CRYING.
COME, ESTELLA, YOU CAN'T WANTTO BE PART OF THIS !
IT IS...WHAT I WAS RAISED FOR.
HELLO, GENTLEMAN, OH WHATEVERYOU DO, PLEASE DO NOT CRY.
HAVESHAM'S DEVICE FUELS ITSELFON YOUR TEARS, I'M AFRAID.
HOW ARE WENOT TO CRY ?
OUR HEARTS HAVE BEEN BROKEN,OUR LIVES RUINED
AND NOW WE ARE SET TO DIE.
YES, BUT JUST THINK ABOUT...PANDA BEARS.
OH, THEY'RE SO CUDDLY AND SWEET,PANDA BEARS ARE.
WHAT SILLY LITTLENOSES THEY HAVE.
PANDA BEARS MAKE ME SAD,THEY'RE ALMOST EXTINCT.
OH, RIGHT, RIGHT, LET'S NOTTHINK ABOUT PANDA BEARS THEN.
LET'S THINK ABOUT...SWIMMING.
OH, WHAT JOLLY FUNSWIMMING IS
WITH A SPLISHY SPLASH ANDA HOLD-YOUR-BREATH-TIGHT.
GET OUT OF THAT CHAIR,YOU OLD COW !
ESTELLA, LISTEN TO ME,
YOU ARE A WONDERFUL GIRL,WITH A KIND HEART.
I TOLD YOU, PIP,I HAVE NO HEART.
BUT YOU DO !
AND I SHALL PROVE ITTO YOU ONCE AND FOR ALL.
LOOK AT THISADORABLE LITTLE BUNNY.
OH MY, HE'S VERY CUTE.
YOU SEE THAT ?
A HEARTLESS PERSON WOULDN'TCARE AT ALL ABOUT THIS BUNNY,
THEY'D JUST AS SOONBREAK ITS NECK.
( crack )( squeak )
OH... BUT LOOK ATTHIS BUNNY.
THERE, YOU SEE THAT ?
YOU HAVE TOO BIG A HEARTTO KILL TWO BABY BUNNIES.
OH, WHAT FUN IT ISTO COLLECT STAMPS !
LICK THE BACKS,PUT THEM INTO BOOKS,
ALL NEAT AND TIDY WITH THEIRSMASHING LITTLE PICTURES
AND HAPPY BRIGHT COLORS.
MY FATHER DIED IN A STAMPCOLLECTING ACCIDENT.
RIGHT, LET'S NOT TALK ABOUTSTAMP COLLECTING THEN.
LET'S TALK ABOUT...
ICE SKATING !
OH, WHAT FUNICE SKATING IS !
WHO CAN CATCH ME, WHO CANCATCH THE ICE SKATING KING ?
I CAN'T FIGHT 'EM OFFNO MORE !
NINE, NINE BABY BUNNIES.
A PERSON WITH A HEART COULDNEVER KILL NINE BABY BUNNIES.
SO, YOU DO HAVE TOO BIGA HEART TO--
10 BABY BUNNIES.
THERE'S TOO MANYOF 'EM !
PLEASE, SIRS,YOU MUST NOT CRY.
WE CAN'T HELP IT,YOU'RE BORING US TO TEARS.
PIP, IT'S TOO LATE !
26 BABY BUNNIES.
I DON'T WANT TO, I DON'TSEE THE POINT IN THIS.WHAT ?
I DON'T WANT TOKILL ANY MORE OF THEM.
THERE, YOU SEE,YOU DO HAVE A HEART !
YOU THINK SO ?
LET ME SEE IT,MAYBE I CAN KILL IT.
NO, NO, I'M SURE OF IT.
YOU HAVE A HEART,YOU WANT YOUR OWN LIFE.
COME WITH ME NOW !
OOH, TOP SMART, PIP !
YOU DID IT, PIP !
Pip and his friends rescue Estella from the clutches of Miss Havisham and her wicked device.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Malcolm McDowell introduces the story of Pip's origins. A true Dickens classic.x CLOSE
Pocket explains Miss Havisham's past and proper table manners in London.x CLOSE
Everyone safely escapes and lives happily ever after... Except for Pocket... And the Bunnies.x CLOSE
Pip's foster parents put him to work.x CLOSE
Miss Havisham wants Estella to break Pip's heart.x CLOSE
The more Estella treats Pip like dirt, the more he loves her.x CLOSE
Pip is going to London to become a young gentleman.x CLOSE
Pip pays Miss Havisham a visit now that he's a gentleman.x CLOSE
Pip might be a gentleman but Steve is 17 and has a car.x CLOSE
Miss Havisham plans to fuse her soul into Estella's so she can continue to break mens' hearts.x CLOSE