WELL, WHAT A SPOTPOOR PIP WAS IN !
HE WAS HIREDTO BE THE FRIEND
OF THE VERY HARSHAND BEAUTIFUL ESTELLA.
AND ALTHOUGH SHETREATED HIM LIKE DIRT,
OR PERHAPS BECAUSESHE TREATED HIM LIKE DIRT,
PIP FOUND HIMSELF MORE IN LOVEWITH THE LITTLE GIRLEACH AND EVERY DAY.
OH, BLESS HIM,ISN'T HE LOVELY ?
BUT, ISN'T IT SAD ?
BECAUSE PIP KNEW THATSOMEONE AS SOPHISTICATEDAND AS WEALTHY AS ESTELLA
COULD NEVERLOVE HIM,
FOR HE WAS JUST A SIMPLEBLACKSMITH'S APPRENTICE.
( hammering )
AND SO YOUBANG ON THIS SIDE.
A BANG ON THAT SIDE.
AND THERE YOU HAVE IT,YOUR VERY OWN METAL FUZZY DICE.
YES, I SEE.
HA HA, LOVELY.
EHH, WHAT'SALL THIS, PIP ?
JOE, DO YOU KNOWANYTHING ABOUT GIRLS ?
THEY'RE THOSE THINGSWITH VAGINAS IN 'EM.
BUT, DO YOU KNOWANYTHING ABOUT THEM,
ABOUT HOW THEY WORK ?
OH, I DON'T KNOWABOUT THAT.
I JUST LIKE TO KEEP TOME BLACKSMITHING.
DO YOU THINK THAT A GIRLWHO'S RICH AND EDUCATED
WOULD EVER WANT TO BEWITH A BLACKSMITH ?
OH... NO,I DON'T THINK SO, PIP.
( knocking )
WHO COULD THAT BE ?
JOE THE BLACKSMITH ?THE SAME.
I'M A LAWYER FROM LONDONIN SEARCH OF A YOUNG LADNAMED PIP.
I'M PIP, SIR.
MR. BLACKSMITH,I'VE BEEN SENT HERE
TO OFFER YOU AREASONABLE SUM OF MONEY
IN EXCHANGE FORYOUR APPRENTICE.
OH, WELL, PIP'S NOTFOR SALE, SIR.
I HAVE A CLIENT WHO WISHES TOGIVE THIS BRIGHT CHILD A FUTURE.
ANYTHING HE DESIRES,DO YOU STILL OBJECT ?
HEAVEN FORBID I SHOULDSTAND IN THE WAY OFPIP'S FUTURE, BUT--
HE WILL ONE DAY INHERITA HANDSOME PROPERTY.
BUT THE OWNER OF THATPROPERTY WANTS HIM FIRST
TO TRAVEL TO LONDON ANDLEARN TO BE A GENTLEMAN.
THAT'S GREAT NEWS !
THERE'S ONLY ONECONDITION, PIP.
YOUR BENEFACTOR WISHESTO REMAIN ANONYMOUS.
OH, BUT IT MUST BEMISS HAVESHAM.
UH, UH ! IF YOU HAVEANY SUSPICION OF WHOTHAT PERSON MIGHT BE,
YOU'RE TO KEEP ITIN YOUR OWN BREAST,UNDERSTOOD ?
THEN YOU WILL GO TO LONDONIN A WEEK'S TIME.
HERE'S 20 SOVEREIGNS.
WELL, BLACKSMITH,YOU LOOK STUNNED.
I AM, SIR.
THEN I SHALLTAKE MY LEAVE.
AND WE SHALL SEE YOUIN LONDON NEXT WEEK, PIP.
PIP, A YOUNG GENTLEMAN...OF GREAT EXPECTATIONS !
A Simple Blacksmith's Apprentice
Pip is going to London to become a young gentleman.
The boys start stealing teeth from less fortunate children and selling them to the Tooth Fairy at a premium.x CLOSE
The girls of South Park Elementary challenge the boys to a sledding race and Cartman gets sentenced to Juvenile Hall for 13 years.x CLOSE
Timmy is excused from class when he is diagnosed with Attention Deficit Disorder.x CLOSE
A family of quintuplets takes up residence in South Park and a media circus surrounds their every move.x CLOSE
Cartman goes online to find older friends when he decides that Stan, Kenny and Kyle are too immature to be his friends.x CLOSE
Kyle needs a kidney transplant and Cartman is discovered to be the perfect donor. Cartman offers his kidney to Kyle -- for the price of 10 million dollars.x CLOSE
Chef's passionate protest against the South Park flag enflames the entire town, including the children.x CLOSE
The boys form their own boy band, and everyone in town is lining up to audition for a spot as the fifth band member.x CLOSE
Priest Maxi's threats of eternal damnation have the boys racing to make their first Confession and Holy Communion.x CLOSE
Satan is torn between two lovers as he tries to choose between his new boyfriend and his ex, Saddam Hussein.x CLOSE
Malcolm McDowell introduces the story of Pip's origins. A true Dickens classic.x CLOSE
Pocket explains Miss Havisham's past and proper table manners in London.x CLOSE
Everyone safely escapes and lives happily ever after... Except for Pocket... And the Bunnies.x CLOSE
Pip's foster parents put him to work.x CLOSE
Miss Havisham wants Estella to break Pip's heart.x CLOSE
The more Estella treats Pip like dirt, the more he loves her.x CLOSE
Pip is going to London to become a young gentleman.x CLOSE
Pip pays Miss Havisham a visit now that he's a gentleman.x CLOSE
Pip might be a gentleman but Steve is 17 and has a car.x CLOSE
Miss Havisham plans to fuse her soul into Estella's so she can continue to break mens' hearts.x CLOSE