LOVELY DAY, ISN'T IT ?
WHAT THE HELL'SLOVELY ABOUT IT ?!
JOE, TEACH THIS BOYSOME BLOODY CYNICISM !
OH, I DON'T KNOWABOUT THAT.
I JUST LIKE TO KEEPTO ME BLACKSMITHING.
HEY, LOOK, I MADE MEA METAL FIRE POKER.
A LOT OF BLOODY GOODA FIRE POKER'S GONNA DO
WHILE I'M STARVINGTO DEATH !
WHY DON'T YOU MAKE US SOMEBLOODY FOOD TO EAT !
ALL RIGHT, LOOK HERE,I MADE ME A METAL ORANGE.
STUFF YOUR METAL ORANGE,YOU BASTARD !
YOU'RE NOT WORTH A TABLESPOONOF NIGHTINGALE DROPPINGS,
YOU METAL-POUNDING FAIRY !
AND YOU, WHY DON'T YOUGET A JOB ?!
YOU'RE EIGHT YEARS OLD NOW !
OH, LOOKIE HERE, I'VE GONEAND MADE A METAL NEWSPAPER.
SHUT UP, YOU SILLY NIT !
WHAT THE HELL ARE WESUPPOSED TO DO WITHA METAL NEWSPAPER ?!
WELL, FOR STARTERS,WE CAN LOOK IN THE WANT ADS
AND SEE IF WE CANFIND PIP A JOB.
OH, LOOK HERE !
"YOUNG MAN WANTEDFOR PAID POSITION."
WHERE ?WHERE ?
"HAVESHAM RESIDENCESEEKS YOUNG BOY TO PLAYWITH LONELY DAUGHTER.
WILL PAY UP TO...20 QUID A DAY" !
THAT'S A LOT OFMONEY-WONEY.
YOU CAN KEEP A LITTLE GIRLCOMPANY FOR 20 QUID A DAY, PIP.
AND OLD MRS. HAVESHAM IS THEWEALTHIEST WOMAN IN THE TOWN !
Pip's foster parents put him to work.
Malcolm McDowell introduces the story of Pip's origins. A true Dickens classic.x CLOSE
Pocket explains Miss Havisham's past and proper table manners in London.x CLOSE
Everyone safely escapes and lives happily ever after... Except for Pocket... And the Bunnies.x CLOSE
Pip's foster parents put him to work.x CLOSE
Miss Havisham wants Estella to break Pip's heart.x CLOSE
The more Estella treats Pip like dirt, the more he loves her.x CLOSE
Pip is going to London to become a young gentleman.x CLOSE
Pip pays Miss Havisham a visit now that he's a gentleman.x CLOSE
Pip might be a gentleman but Steve is 17 and has a car.x CLOSE
Miss Havisham plans to fuse her soul into Estella's so she can continue to break mens' hearts.x CLOSE