( news anchor )... until the U.S. governmentreceived this video
which was sent from Romaniajust hours ago.
Hello, this isRomanian father.
I am desperate to havemy girls returned to mein Romania.
THAT'S YOUR DAD ?
WE HAVEN'T SEEN PAPAFOR MORE THAN FIVE YEARS.
How I miss them all--
Nadia,my sweet Barsca.
Bartonia-- anyway, my heartis aching for their return.
I know the American governmentwill do us right, thank you.
OH NO, DUDE, IF HE THEY GETSENT BACK TO ROMANIA,
WE'LL NEVER GET OURCIRQUE DU CHEVILLE GOING !
MOM, DAD, YOU'RE NOT GONNASEND THEM BACK, ARE YOU ?
WELL, I THINKWE... HAVE TO.
DON'T WE ?
I DON'T KNOW.
YOU DON'T WANNA GO BACKTO STINKY ROMANIA, DO YOU ?
IT SUCKS THERE !
YEAH, AMERICAIS SO MUCH COOLER.
IN ROMANIA THEY JUSTOPPRESS YOU AND TRYTO BRING YOU DOWN.
WE'LL HAVE TO CALLTHE POLICE AND SEE WHATTHEY WANT US TO DO.
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NO, WE'VE JUST GOTTACONVINCE THESE CHICKSTHAT AMERICA KICKS THE ASS
OUT OF EVERYOTHER COUNTRY.
COME ON !
Gun to His Head
The boys hope the quints won't be sent back to Romania.